Sander Sides x Reader!!

"REMUSSS" Part 2 of Being stupid with Remus

You and Remus laughed as you ran from the coffee shop owner who was yelling at both of you.

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                                                                                  *FLASHBACK*

You and Remus had arrived and sat down. It started of normal but then when the drinks arrived, Remus gulped it all down. One go. Didn't even take him 10 seconds. He looked like a kid with a sugar high, but 30 times worse. He was bouncing of the walls. LITERALLY. He was knocking down signs, chairs, tables. He accidentally hit one of the coffee machines, making all the coffee shoot at the employees. You were dying on the floor, your lungs practically deflated. It was chaos. Apparently when an employee was working on your drinks, he somehow put 14 packs of sugar in his drink (The small packs, not the giant asf ones). The owner ran out after hearing loud noises and looked like he was a kettle, you could practically see the fumes coming out of his ears. You grabbed Remus and ran, while the man yelled "GET THE HELL BACK HERE YOU RAT" at Remus. You looked back at him and threw the rest of your coffee at him (It was half empty). You both snickered as you ran.

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You and Remus had ran out of breath and hid in an alleyway, laughing until your sides hurt. "That *WHEEZE* That was AWESOME" He laughed, barely being able to speak. You nodded seeing you couldn't talk from the all of the laughing. Remus smirked as he steadied himself, "Next on the agenda....", He started throwing you a bag, "It's time to ruin houses". You smirked.

You and Remus walked about a mile, making sure no one would be able to pin it on the both of you. You opened the bag to find Silly string, Chalk, Paint bombs, and Toilet paper. "Where'd you get the money for all this?", "Janus" He said, grabbing the silly string. "There's no way Janus would let you get all this.", "Just don't tell him", Remus winked at you, making a small blush appear on your face. You were glad it was so dark he couldn't see the blush. You looked around and smiled mischievously. "That one." You said as you pointed to a big house, someone must have been rich if they bought it. "Oh them, they're rude. They keep yelling at poor people." Remus growled. You clenched your teeth, you HATED those type of people with a passion. "Good thing I brought extra eggs." You smiled, remembering the extra eggs, knowing you packed eggs since you were going to hang out with Remus, you knew he would want to do this.

 You took out the paint bombs and threw them at the windows, while Remus did the backside of the house. Getting the silly string out, you uncapped it and sprayed it all over their car and front door, occasionally getting some silly string on the grass. you threw different parts of the toilet paper all over the roof. Seeing as you had some bombs left you threw them on the grass, covering their grass in vibrant neon colors. You got your eggs out and threw them on the car. You grab the chalk and wrote random things on their house. 

Satisfied, you went to check on Remus, seeing as he had been strangely quiet. You went back there to see him throw the last egg at the homeowners window. You set up two camera's, one in the front yard and one in the back. You both hid as you saw the woman walking towards her house. She stopped right in front of you, she was a mix infuriated and shocked. She started yelling "WHO DID THIS!?!? I WILL SUE YOU!! MY LAWER IS ON SPEED DIAL!! I CAN CALL YOUR MANAGER!!". You looked at Remus and sighed 'So she's a karen huh?' (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE NAMED KAREN). You noticed she had moved spots, she was looking at her door, but then snapped her head to the bush you and Remus were in. She ran over, almost as if she was attacking the air in front of her. You looked at Remus as you flipped your hood on, making sure she didn't see your face. You jumped out of the bush, acting as if it had been just you who did the wreckage. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?" She screeched. You covered your ears. You noticed a figure in the dark, somewhat tall and it looked as if they had a top hat on. You tried to focus on the yelling woman in front of you, she had been trying to take off the hood to see who you were. 

In a flash you see yourself in a park, Remus next to you and Janus in front. ""I knew it... Both of you were out together again." He sighed, rubbing his forehead as if he had a headache. "Care to explain why I'm missing 200 dollars?" He asked. You and Remus stayed quiet. He smacked Remus on the back of the head and did nothing to you, to your surprise. "Remus, when we get home, I'm going to KILL you" He threatened. "Lets just go home.." He sighed as he mumbled 'idiots...' under his breath'.

Remus grabbed the snakes hat and ran, knowing he would meet his doom soon. "REMUSSS, GET THE HELL BACK HERE"