A/N: Ok so, Me and my friend have written a lot of quotes for this story and I thought it would be fun to share them all with you. I honestly love them and think there hilarious and hope that you find them funny too. Let's get this show on the road!
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Charlie: What's your worst fear?
Mario: Pianos.
Cecilia: Seriously? Why?
Mario: *PTSD flashback to Mario 64*
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Charlie: I've made the decision to trust you.
Peasley: A horrible decision, really.
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Fawful: If me and Cackletta were drowning, who would you save?
Diana: My energy.
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Cecilia: Oh I don't really have any strong opinions on anything.
Random person: Charlie is an idiot!
Cecilia: *loads gun*
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Peasley: *makes excuses and defends what he did*
Charlie: Woah! This is worthless!
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Cecilia: Tell us where to go!
Fawful: Or what?
Charlie: *really pissed off* I'll get you, and make it look like a bloody accident!
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Random person: You have really bad handwriting.
Charlie: I don't have bad handwriting, I have my own fucking font, bitch!
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Charlie: *is about to fighting Bowletta*
Bowletta: You dare oppose me mortal?
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Charlie: *playing Mario Kart* I can't look at this the same way.
Mary: I can. *Sends a blue shell*
Charlie: *glares*
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Charlie: Would you stop being a simp *turns to Peasley* FOR FIVE MINUTES
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Crystal: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
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Peasley: Why must you attack me with words?
Charlie: Want me to use rocks?
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Annette: *walks in with another simp and a drink*
Diana: Uh...what ya got there?
Annette: Vodka
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Cecilia: I think your hurting him Charlie...
Charlie: *has bent Peasley's arm behind his back* What gave it away?
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Cecilia: How could you do that!?!
Annette: I'm the baaaaad guy. Duh!
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Peasley: Charlie I'm sorry!
Charlie: Oh, did my back hurt your knife?
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Annette: Would I rather be feared or loved? Both, I want people to fear how much they love me.
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Mario: What person on earth would find joy in hurting someone?
Cackletta: Allow me to introduce myself
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Peasley: How stupid do you think I am?
Charlie: Do you really want an honest answer to that?
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Annette: Yeah I swing both ways. With a dagger, and violently. Come get me motherfuckers.
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Guardians Of The UltraVerse: A Hero's Beginning (Book 1)
FanfictionI feel like my whole world's been flipped upside down. How on earth is this happening? One minute, I'm playing video games in my bedroom and the next I'm in another world trying to save it? With a magic amulet that gives me powers? Life is strange...
