Kurapika x Reader ONESHOTS !

Dense!reader x Flirty!kurapika

Idk thought it would be funny to do something like this, I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG....also you are Killua's older sister, it's more fitting I guess

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You and your younger brother shared a dorm in the hunter academy. You guys were running out of food, so you decided to go to the market and buy instant ramen.
Killua had gotten bored, your trips to the market weren't just to get food, you would go into what seemed EVERY isle in the market. You couldn't help yourself, it was the closest thing to a mall near the academy.
"Hey, maybe Kurapika is done with his homework...I should call him!" The snowy boy thought to him self. In an a second, Killua grabbed his phone and ringed up his blonde friend. On the 1st ring the voice of Kurapika could be heard.
"Hey killua! How is your sister~"
"Uhh...she's fine"
"Yeah, she's mighty fine~"
"Well I was wondering if you could come over, im kinda bored..."
"Oh yeah, is your sister there ? Or is she out ? I hope she's not out with another guy..."
"Baka, your the only one that's around her age ! She doesn't like older men !"
"Good, I've got more of a chance with her...did I ever tell you how beautiful, yo-"
"EVERY GOD D**N DAY, JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY!"
"Oh...well, I'll be there in a bit...see you Kil"
Killua was done with Kurapika's 'in love sickness' it was the only thing Pika would talk about when they were together, and it got quite boring. Killua wasn't one to be romantic compared to Kurapika, yes the snowy did have a crush on Gon, but didn't actively talk about it, he kept it in his heart.
The dorm bell rang, it was the lovesick fool Kurapika. In his hand were a heart shaped box of chocolate...they could only be for 'the beautiful snowy haired,galaxy eyed, strong and yet again beautiful strong warrior princess KNOWN AS: Y/n Zoldyck'. Every, single, time, kurapika wrote this out on presents he brought for Y/n. But, Funny enough, Killua ended up eating most of the chocolates.
"Hello Killua, Is Y/n back~?"
"No, Kurapika...she's still out, she'll be back in a few..."
As much as he hated Pika's lovesickness, he always enjoyed getting his sister angry, and mess with her. Killua had been told earlier 'because I'm going out, do NOT invite Kurapika, you can invite other people just not Kurapika. Because, you know, remember last time' . And well, last time, Pika spread fake rose petals on the living room floor and hid little chocolates around the dorm. AND also, of course, Y/n still thought Kurapika was pranking her and Killua, in an odd way.
"WHEN ? In how much ? HOW MANY MINUTES IS A FEW !!? Do you still have the ro-"
"KURAPIKA ! she just texted me, and we also threw away the fake rose petals..."
"WHAT ? whhhhhhy ? I spent a lot of money on those...IS MY HAIR OKAY?"
"K.P ! You think I didn't see the daiso dollar store fake rose petals box ? Stop trying to guilt me ! AND YOUR HAIR IS FINE ! ITS NORMAL ! SHE DOESN'T CARE ! STOP WORRYING !"
The worried blonde still dashed to the bathroom, panicking noises, screeches, and feet rushing back and forth, could be heard from the bathroom. Killua was done with Kurapika.
"GET OUT KURAPIKA !"
"NO ! I need to get ready! Your sister can't see me like this ! AAAAARRRRRGGGGH"
The dorm bell rang, it was Y/n, Kurapika still was panicking, and as for Killua...well he went against his sister's word. They would both have to face the wrath of Y/n.
"Hey kil- wait, is there a monster inside the bathroom?"
"OH, that's just kurapika...sorry"
"No,no it's fine, Wow, he didn't make a mess...good, he has regained his coming over privileges...I dunno anymore?"
"But he's still in the bathroom? You want me to kick him out sister ?"
"Let him finish? It's kinda strange to...OH"
The blonde flirt stepped out of the bathroom. He had fancied up his hair, and 'edited' his uniform to what he had thought was 'hot'.
"Heeey Y/n~"
He called out and what again he thought was a 'hot' voice
And, of course, Y/n thought he had some sort of fever or his uniform got ripped by her brother's nails because of a fight.
"Oh my! Kurapika, that's a little to far...she doesn't-"
"Did...are you ok Kurapika ? Your not sick are you ? Also button up your shirt ! Miss Biscuit doesn't like shirts being unbuttoned!"
"I'm fine baby~ but miss Biscuit doesn't seem to be here...so no harm right ?"
Killua was trying to hold in his laughter, how could his sister not understand that Kurapika was FLIRTING? 'She's as dense as a rock' was the only idea that came to his mind when he thought of Kurapika's 'attempts'.
"Why are you calling me a baby? I thought I was a month older than you...AND WAIT weren't you the one who screamed while we were at the haunted house a few days ago"

Oh yes, the haunted house. The place where Kurapika actually pretend to be scared to hold 'sweet Y/n-Chan's~ hand'. Kurapika wasn't actually scared of ghosts and the super natural, he, of course, just wanted to hold her hand. On the subject of hand holding...Killua WAS scared of ghosts and the super natural, and Gon lended him a hand to hold onto. And while the hand holding was going on, their friend Leorio, just thought to himself' 'if killua and Gon are going to end up together, and so are Y/n and Pika...WHO AM I-"
(End of flashback)

"The past is the paasstt...the only thing that matters right now is you and me~"
"And Killua? He's here too-"
OH NO. Killua thought, what was going to happen in front of his, well not-so-innocent-like-Gon's eyes. And right as these thoughts were traveling through little Killua's mind...SOMEHOW, Kurapika MANAGED to pin Y/n down to the wall.
"Yeah! I'm here....ooooooooh"
"Hey are you sure you're ok, Kurapika ? I mean it seems like your going to pass out..."
"Hmmm ? Like I said before... I'm fine, darling~...but those lips of yours, mmmm, just delectable~"
Killua, again, was panicking. Was he really going to Kiss her? Oh ? He didn't get a kiss kiss ? Instead, when Kurapika attempted to kiss her, she just placed 2 fingers on his lips.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm? Wait these aren't your lips...their your fingers?"
"YEAH! And you left my fingers slimy with your saliva...disgusting..."
Y/n wiped her hand on her skirt, and awkwardly got out of Kurapika's pin.
"I'm sorry Y/n, but that's not where the kiss was supposed to go~"
Oh no, Killua kept thinking, how bad can this get ? His dense as h*** sister with a flirt like kurapika. Wasn't such a good match, but it seemed...normal. Ever since they started their lessons at the hunter academy, Kurapika decided to well, be a flirt.
Here's another flash back !
Y/n and Kurapika always got along together, they even started to go out "on their own" which meant they weren't being accompanied by Gon, Killua or Leorio. And of course, they were given couple's discounts at restaurants and at whatever else they did together. So from there on, Kurapika must have felt the need to be a couple, since they were now being viewed as a couple by the public. What was even better, was that Kurapika really did love Y/n, he always did since they 1st met during the exam. And Y/n cared deeply about Kurapika, but she just wasn't able to put it into action or words, because of the words of her older brother, Illumi. Killua and Y/n were free of him, but his words stayed fresh in their minds : "assassins don't have friend, we kill and don't get attached". Obviously that wasn't true, but, the thing was, Y/n didn't want to lose someone as precious to her as Kurapika.
"Kurapika...why are you acting like this ?"
Y/n asked him as she sat down on the couch, she signaled for him to sit down as well.
"Well...ever since we started doing stuff on our own, and we've been given all those 'couple discounts', I've been feeling different. It's not just the strange discounts that have gotten to make me feel this way, but also my own feelings towards you, Y/n"
"Really...why didn't you say anything..."
Tears started rolling down Y/n's face...the curse Illumi gave her, the ideas he placed in her mind were gone.
"Because I'm STUPID, I wanted to be extra, and wanted to, I... I DONT KNOW. and now you're crying...come here"
Kurapika pulled Y/n closer into a warm hug. They were both crying softly.
"Hey, Kurapika?"
"Yes, Y/n ?"
"I love you"
"I love you too..."
Kurapika pulled Y/n into a soft and passionate kiss. He didn't need to be a big flirt anymore to show off, he got to kiss 'the beautiful snowy princess' of his dreams.

Bonus!

"Killua,KILLUA! I'm here, I got your message...what are they doing?"
Killua had secretly messaged his best friend and crush Gon, while the whole 'thing' was happening.
"Oh, those two, they're kissing"
"Can we do that too, Killua?"
"Sure....WAIT WHA-"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah....haha, the look on your face Killua!"
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Yes, I finally finished it! And I got motivation to write peace keepers Again! Wooooo
This one shot was long, like 1620 words! Wow, long