Chat fic!

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I have no idea what app this texting takes place on. 

1:28 pm

*Peter Parker created a new chat*                                                                                                                       *Peter Parker added Tony Stark, Princess Shuri, and Natasha Romanov*                                                   

Tony Stark: What is this, kid?

*Peter Parker renamed the chat 'Break Peter out of camp'*

Tony Stark: We're not braking you out of camp.                                                                                                      

 Princess Shuri: ew grammmar     

Tony Stark: At least I can spell the word grammar.

*Princess Shuri renamed 'Tony Stark' to 'butthead'*

butthead: Wow, very mature.

Peter Parker: can we get back to breaking me out???

Natasha Romanov: We can't break you out Peter

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1:32 pm

*Natasha Romanov created a new chat*                                                                                                                      *Natasha Romanov added Princess Shuri and Peter Parker*                                                                            *Natasha Romanov renamed the chat 'Break out of camp (without Tony)*

Peter Parker: I knew you would pull through aunt nat

Natasha Romanov: Just don't tell Tony

Princess Shuri: so how r we gonna do this

Peter Parker: first we need new names

*Peter Parker renamed 'Peter Parker' to 'escapee'*                                                                                                  *Peter Parker renamed 'Princess Shuri' to 'accomplice 1'*                                                                                *Peter Parker renamed 'Natasha Romanov' to 'accomplice 2'*

accomplice 1: is escapee even a word

escapee: idk it just sounds funny

accomplice 2: So how are we going to do this?

escapee: does anybody own a rocket gun

accomplice 2: How would that help?

escapee: i just thought it would look cool

accomplice 1: what camp r u at anyway

escapee: some science camp that my teacher suggested to aunt may and it ends tomorrow but i wanna leave today

accomplice 2: I thought you liked science

escapee: i do but i also like hanging out with milo and sleeping in my own bed

accomplice 1: well too bad white boy                                                                                                                                                        unless you come up w ur own plan ur stuck there

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