2: Fuck Me.

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It's a beautiful night in the month of October in Detroit, me and my best friend, Nelia Jones are at my place to get ready at 8:20pm to go to a club at 10:00pm.

I straighten my dyed black hair as Nelia straightens her natural blonde hair. Nelia puts her hair up into a messy pony tail and I keep mine down as always.

We don't go too crazy on the makeup, she puts a little more on though. I put on mascara, foundation, my favourite clear pink lip gloss, do my eyebrows a little and she does all those things but puts on concealer under her eyes and a little blush with it.

"Man you almost done?!" Nelia says as I'm taking 25 minutes longer than her for the makeup somehow.

"DAWG LET ME PUT ON MY MAKEUP!"

"Jesus it's already that time of the month- I thought we were lined up!" She says smirking then laughing.

I laugh with her and push her arm a little.

"Bitch." She says as she pushes me back playfully.

"WHORE." I say raising my voice at her as I dab the tiniest bit of mascara on her shoulder.

"MOTHERFUCKING SLUTTY ASS CUNT!" She yells as she dabs mascara on my nose.

"PUSSY EATER LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" I say dramatically but still joking as I wipe it off and put more foundation over it.

"THERE YOU FIXED IT DRAMATIC ASS HOE!" She says laughing, I start laughing a little and then it slowly gets harder. I start laughing like a fucking psycho. She has a concerned look on her face while she's laughing. My mascara. I gotta stop laughing FOR REAL!

It's about 9:00pm now and I go into my closet and grab a tight red dress. It shows my shoulders and the tiniest amount of cleavage and of course, my legs. Not too revealing soo perfect for me. I change into that and I walk out to show Nelia.

"So.." I say confidently as I'm looking for her opinion.

"BITCH WORK THAT THANG!" She says excitedly. "I'm sorry but- you look sexy. It's good you know to wear panties that don't show lines." She says. I giggle. This is why I love her, she always knows what to say and ain't scared to say NOTHING! She's a fucking badass bitch.

"NOW! What do you have for meeeee????" She says.

"Uh, uhm, ugh... sorry, I don't have anything for you. Well, nothing that'll fit your fatass." I say holding in my giggle at the end. She knows I'm joking but she'll either go off at me or make a joke out of it.

She slaps her ass laughing. "Yeah, you're right flat bitch." I laugh HARD at that.

"YO JUST BECAUSE I'M SMALLER DON'T MEAN I'M FLAT!!" I say yelling playing fake offended.

She goes to slap my ass but right before she goes, "Where did your ass go?! I- I- I can't see it?!" I give her a death glare. "OH WAIT- OOPS SORRY! I- is- is that it?! Damn... I'm sorry, you got a little boys ass!" She says laughing.

"OH FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW I GET MORE GUYS THAN YOU EVEN IF I AM FLATTER!" I yell smirking.

"BACK TO THE FUCKING DRESS GODDAMN!"

I walk out with a pretty revealing but not the most revealing tight black dress. Her eyes sparkle.

"This. Is. The. Best. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Laid. My. Eyes. On." She says as she SNATCHES it from my hands and throws the clothing hanger and rushes to the walk in closet to put it on. Well, technically it's not a walk in closet but it's big enough to call it that!

She walks out and man does she look good! "HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SINGLE I-" I yell shocked. Every man should wanna marry her WHAT THE FUCK?!

"RIGHT- like- LOOK AT ME!" She says full of herself.

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