Love You More (Eminem Fanfiction)

4: Dye

11:00pm

I hear the front door bust open, I know it's Nelia though, this is how she is everytime I swear to god! It scares the actual shit outta me at first though.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Is all I hear when she runs into my room and jumps on my bed. She's so weird.

"Oh god, YOU'RE here. I didn't actually think you'd come- I was just trying to be nice to be honest.. I thought you knew me well enough to realize!" I say in an obvious sarcastic tone rolling my eyes.

"Bitch shut the fuck up you're so mean!" She says in a fake upset voice.

I start to laugh.

"Oh no, it's fine! I get it! No no I'll just leave!" She says as she gets up then starts to laugh. We laugh and she turns my TV on.

"Oh yeah, sure, just make yourself right at home! Not like these are MY things that I pay for! Yeah yeah, it's alright, just touch my remote and control the TV! And what the fuck is under your shirt?! It looks like you have a tumour baby-"

She stands on the bed and lifts up her shirt the slightest bit and all the candy falls. "IT'S A BOY!" She yells excitedly.

"Okay, WHAT THE FUCK!" I ugly laugh.

I finally run out to the kitchen and grab a bottle of vodka and throw it onto my comfy ass bed and run back and make two bags of extra buttery microwave popcorn and dump both of them into the same bowl.

I bolt back and carefully sit on the bed, carefully laying the popcorn on the bed between Nelia and I so it won't spill.

"Goddamn we are such fatties-" Nelia says laughing after a minute of silence of us just staring at all the food.

"Right! Ight just dump- oh wait that kinda rhymed, lyrical genius who?! Right ight, it's gotta special ring to it!" I say. She just looks at me like a psycho in silence. "Oh yeah, ight just dump the M&M's!" I say laughing after saying M&M's.

"Fuck you're so weird but so lyrical and poetic! But what's so funny?!" She says as I start laughing harder.

"M&M's- HHA! Nun it's just funny after last night, I'll be over it tomorrow.." I say calming down.

"Whatever?" She says chuckling shaking her head.

She dumps in a full pack of M&Ms into the popcorn. Trust me, popcorn with chocolate is the best! And I grab a kit kat bar and just take a massive bite. Nelia looks at me with the nastiest look of all time!

"Wha- HOE PLEASE! It's better like this!"

"You're such a psycho, you're honestly the only bitch who does that on this universe!" She says going right off! "Why is it so motherfucking hard for you to just break a column off?!"

"I SAID- It. Is. Better. This. Way. Try. It."

"I- NO! EW!"

"Whatever, you're loss!" I say shrugging it off and go to turn on Billy Madison.

"YES! This is like my favourite movie!" She says in excitement.

"I KNOW RIGHT SAME!" I say a little too excitedly.

"Someone's excited.." She says giggling.

"Motherfucker if you heard the way you said 'YES! This is like my favourite movie'-" I say mocking her.

"Well- whatever!" She says as she opens the bottle of vodka and starts drinking from it, I rip it out of her hands and take a sip as the movie starts.

"STOP LOOKIN' AT ME SWAN!" Yells Adam Sandler from the movie.

Me and Nelia start screaming from laughter. We're getting drunk currently.

"Bro- that's the best part! How can I still laugh so hard I've seen this one too many times!" I say wiping off my tears from laughter.

"RIGHT! But don't forget the beginning where he squirts the sunscreen on his stomach in the shape of a smiley face making those sound effects." Nelia says.

"Smileyyyyy!" Me and Nelia say mocking Adam.

Nelia and I bust out laughing again, not as hard as before though.

We're on our second movie and I can feel myself getting more and more drunk. I look over and can tell Nelia is too. I take a few more sips of the vodka and give it to Nelia. Yep, I'm drunk.

My all white cat with blue eyes, Lea, walks in and cuddles up to Nelia.

"LEAAAAH!" Me and Nelia both say very enthusiastically. Nelia starts giving her kisses and cuddles her. I get slightly jealous and grab Leah and cuddle her. I start to hear her purr and pause the movie.

"Ya hear that Nelia? She loves me more." I say in a cocky tone unpausing the TV.

"What do you mean?! I'm the love of her life!"

"SHE IS MY WIFE!" I yell in a jokingly upset tone.

"Since when?! Exactly! I claim that bitch."

"Don't you EVER call my girl a bitch! It ain't even possible! She a cat. Not a dog!"

"This is so bad!" Nelia says laughing.

"I know right!" I laugh and look at Leah. "Oh! I almost forgot, no homo Leah!" I say as I give her kisses on her cute little head.

"Full homo Leah." Nelia whispers and winks from across the bed.

My 10 month old cat starts to lick my hand. Me and Nelia laugh and start flipping our shit at how beautiful and cute she is!

We're half way through our third movie, Nelia and I are pissy drunk.

"Yo I wanna dye my hair black like yours." Nelia says out of nowhere.

"Oh my god I agree," I say excitedly. "I think you'd look better in it if it is even possible for you to look better." I say.

"Awwwww Lilyyyy!" We both laugh and stumble to get up and go to my bathroom as we can still hear the movie from there.

"Wait wait wait wait WAIT!" I say boldly.

"WHAT!"

"I have to dye my hair again tooooo!" I say as I grab black hair dye from out of the cabinet from under the sink.

I hand Nelia some gloves and put some on for myself. I ask if she's good to dye her own hair.

"Uhm, maybe you do a strip on me so I know how it's done since you're such a pro with your dead hair."

"Yeah yeah, at least it looks good and it's not even dead! I know what dead hair is and it ain't this beauty!"

I do a few strips of her hair and she eventually gets the hang of it.

I start with my roots as it's the main spot I have to re-dye and I just start dying my hair. I don't have to dye it that bad but I want to!

I've been dying my hair for a good 3 years. It's originally brown.

I remember once i tried to dye it blonde and FUCK did it look awful, and I immediately re-dyed my hair black. Like yeah, sure it killed my hair a little bit, but it's not dead dead, you know what I mean?

A few hours later Nelia and I have pulled an all nighter and Nelia now has straight black hair!! Like I predicted, it suits her more than blonde hair but she's perfect either way to be honest.

Nelia and I start to drink more vodka and watch a horror movie and not even 45 minutes into the movie there Nelia is, peacefully passed out.

Neither of us get scared by horror movies unless there's a jump scare really.

I haven't realized how tired I actually am and start to slowly drift off to sleep near the end of the movie.

yo what's good hehe! stan nelia and lily together😫the best duo i swear to jesus! anywayyy thought this was a fun idea to share! sorry it took a long ass week to update this❤️

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