INCORRECT QUOTE BREAK

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by samiyrags

by samiyrags

June: *Drinking root beer*
Quint: You know thats bad for you-
June: I only had 2.
Dirk: No you drank 18 in a row.
June: I'm drinking my problems away.
Jack: I GOT CANDY
June: Next imma get sugar high!
Jack: YES
Quint and Dirk: This won't end well-
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Jack: AVENGE MY DEATH
June: You are two feet off the ground.
jack: AVANGE MEEEEEE* proceeds to fall on back*
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June: Damn it Jack.I don't know what you did, but you go down and you fucking apologize for whatever it was!
Jack: THEY LEFT ME FOR DEAD.
June: Did ya fuck up?
Jack: ...
June: PFT YOU TOTALLY FUCKED UP
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June: You lied.
Jack: I may have but look at Dirk and Quint!
June: You gays lied?
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Jack:Are you ok June?
June:*Testing out the coffins* Im fine.
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Jack: * Walks in*
June,Quint,And Dirk: *Gets sunglasses and Monopoly money"
Quint: UNO DOS TRES
June: IM LATINA-
Dirk: I'M NOT CAMILLA BUT HE CALLS ME SENORITA-
June IF THAT'S YOUR DADDY YOU BITCHES ARE MY MIJAS
Quint: *Making it rain.*
Jack: I regret doing that To June BUT ANY WAYS
Jack: *Joins*

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June: Hello this is applebees. Would you like apple or bees?
Jack:B-Bees?
June: HE SELECTED THE BEES
June: Honey roasted or bbq?
Jack: NONE-
June: THIS WEIRDO WANTS IT PLAIN
Dirk: *Comes out with a jar of bees*
Jack: W-Wait-
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June: I was born in Mexico
Jack: which part?
June: all except my legs, they're German.
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Jack: Hey I can fit 5 marshmallows in my mouth!
Quint: Your a hazard to society-
June: AND A PUSSY. I CAN FIT 10!
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Jack: DUNDUNNA NA NA NA!
June: WE AGREED NOT TO SING
Jack: DUN DUNUNUNUN DUN DUNDUN
June: Jack no-
Jack: DOUBLE BUBBLE DISCO QUEEN-
June: Damnit-
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Jack: june would throw herself in front of a car. what do you think shes like?
Quint and Dirk:* concern*
June: I WAS BORED-
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Dirk: Heys it's been really quiet. No yelling or screaming or-
Dirk: WE LEFT JACK AND JUNE-
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June: DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY HEIGHT-
Jack: Thats rude
Dirk: Me? I Would NEVER.
Dirk: I'm HIGHER than that
june: STOP-
Dirk: *Wheeze*
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June: LISTEN HERE THRIS
Thrull: Its Thrull-
June: ANYWAY THREE
Thrull: ITS THRULL-
June: ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP-

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Jack Driving: Hits things* My bad
Dirk driving: Pretty good
Quint driving: ???
June driving: LETS GO FASTER. IF IT GETS HIT IT THEIR FAULT!

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June: Every Time I inhale my spine pops.

Quint: Everytime I swear i could fly.
Dirk: Everytime I jump i hear a crunch
Jack: You all need medical attention
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Jack: I thought about flat out stealing.
Quint: NO
Jack: Why not.We already stole June
Quint: No we didn't shes a person she can do whatever.
June: I wanna steal!
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STILL NOT ACCURATE! JUST FOR FUN!

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