Southpark x reader oneshots

Kenny x Reader

——Y/n POV——
So I have a secret. I don't even understand it completely myself, but to sum it all up in immoral well I think. I age like every other human being but I just can't die. After I die from what ever, it's always random because South Park is full with random shit, I just wake up in my bed as if I was just dreaming. The only way I tell I'm not dreaming is I wake up with strong pains, for example let's say I get shot in the leg and bleed out I would wake with HORRIBLE pains in just that spot I was shot in. Get what I mean now? Like I said I don't get it so I don't expect you to. Anyways let's get on with the day. So like always I wake up and go downstairs to get breakfast. I sit down at the table and my mother says, "Do you have everything for your first day of school?" I rolled my eyes because I don't wanna go to school especially because it's a whole new school. I've been living in South Park for a couple of months but it was summer at the time. Didn't make any friends over the months but oh well. I grabbed my stuff and headed out. "Im headed out Mom see ya later!" And walked to school thinking about all the bad things that could happen. Time skip a few hrs. And I'm in class siting next to a boy with this big orange jacket. All you could see is his eyes as well as when he speaks its super muffled. I could barely understand him but I guess everyone here had to deal with it for so long they just know what he's saying. I was trying to think about what he would look like under that jacket. The bell rung not to long after. Everyone ran out the school exited to leave. I get why because how boring it is in there. As I was walking I looked up and realized I was walking behind that boy. Along was 3 others. I watched them cross the street but the boy in orange stoped in the middle of the road and picked up what I think was a dime. All of a sudden a huge truck came crashing by and hit him. I stood there in shock not knowing what to do. I look around at all the blood and guts and everything just laying around. I seen his glove laying by my foot and for some reason I picked it up. I started to tear up while internally freaking out. All I heard was "You killed Kenny!" "YOU BUSTARDS!" From two the boys I watched them just walk away as if it never happened. I put the glove in my pocket and quickly ran home. I went to my room first thing. After trying to figure out what happened and trying to process it. I put the glove on my night Stand and I just went to bed.

——Kenny POV——
Ugh... shit. I died again. I swear I have the worst luck ever. I die almost every damn day. I sat up in my bed and looked down. I realized I was missing a glove. Now where the hell would it have gone? I looked all though my room and I didn't find anything. If I wear just one glove it can't hurt anything. Right? I walked out my house on the way to school and ran into the 3 idiots Stan, Kyle, and Cartmen. "Hey dudes did any of y'all see my other glove anywhere?" Everyone shook there head. "Do you remember where ya left it at?" I looked at him and look him dead in the eye, "If I knew where it was I WOULDN'T BE ASKING!!" We just walked to school. Time skip to last class (sorry for the time skips). I was sitting in my seat and I look up. I see the new kid and they seen me. We made full eye contact. Then I realized they where behind us yesterday when I died. Could they...? No they couldn't, no one ever remembers. I then soon realized they where in a type of shock. There eyes wide open tearing up. I think they remembered. I quickly got up grabbed them and ran out class. I threw them in the bathroom. No one said a word. Then suddenly they spoke...

——Y/n POV——
    This can't be... HE'S ALIVE! Wait what? This can't be. "How?" I asked tearing up. "You remember." Not answering me. "GOD DAMN IT! Answer me! How are you alive? Are you like me? What the hell?!" He went into even more shock than before. "Like you?" Why isn't he answering me! "I've died before. Like you have. I wake up in my bed the next morning as if I didn't die and i have a horrible pain in the places that caused my death. So answer me damn it. ARE YOU LIKE ME OR NOT?!" He fell onto his knees. He started crying and pulled his hood down. He nodded his head. What do I do? I've never actually found anybody like me before. I kneeled down and handed him his glove. "I think this is yours Kenny. Oh and your name is on the inside that's how I know your name." He grabbed it and lunged forward. Everything went still. It took me a moment to realize what was happening. He was kissing me. I kissed back in the heat of the moment. We walked out the bathroom and left school because I think we've made a big enough seen in the class I don't think we should go back for today. We headed to the park to talk more and all.