Southpark x reader oneshots

Craig x Reader

-----Y/N POV-----
   Ugh i hate school there is absolutely no point. Its there to waste our live on stuff we dont need to know. Its pointless! Its Thursday and i dont feel like doing school today, and im also feeling tired. I might just sleep in my next class. 45 minutes past and the bell rings. Time to go to Mrs.Garrison's class. The second everyone sits down craig suddenly started to flip everyone off until garrison kicks him out the class, like always. I think he eather does that for attention or just to get out of class. While she was busy yelling at craig i decided it was the perfect time to fall asleep because she wasnt paying attention to me. Not soon after he was sent down to the office she noticed me. "Y/N wake up!" Yelled Mrs.Garrison. I wasnt in the mood to deal with her shit so i talked back. "No! I dont need to listen to you so how about you leave me the hell alone and we wont have a problem!" Everyone in the room started laughing. "EVERYONE SHUT UP! Y/N OFFICE NOW!" "Gladly." And i got up and walked away. Principal Victoria called me into her office. When i went in there i seen Craig already sitting there. "Do you kids have any idea how rude you are to the teachers here. I am sick and tired of seeing you both come in here almost everyday. Detention after school tomorrow!" "Fine" craig and i sayed at the same time. We went back to class and Mrs.Garrison rolled her eyes, i can tell we where her least favorite students. The day went on with no problems. Friday rolled in and i wasnt excited for detention. At the end of the day we went to Garrisons for detention."You both finish this 100 question packet before i get back i will be about 1 hour, so no talking." Ugh this is just great.

-----Craig POV-----
  Im kinda pissed that i have detention but im not mad that im with y/n. She is very beautiful and very sweet. I dont know if i like her or not. I dont feel like doing the packet so i decided to make conversation with her. I asked her the first thing that went in my mind "So y/n have you ever kissed someone?" Oh my lord what the hell did i just say. "Umm no actually, why?" I didnt know what to reply with so i just sayed "my friend wanted to know." "Oh um ok?" She looked confused and i get why. "So why havent you kissed anyone y/n?" I asked even though i knew it was none of my business. "Probably because no one likes me, but im used to that." I suddenly got the balls to confess to her. "Well your wrong..." She tilted her hed in confusion. "I like you. You are the most beautiful and the most kindest person ive ever met." She blushed and smiled a bit. "So do you mind if i steal that first kiss of yours?" I asked almost hesitating. "I dont mind." i leaned in to kiss her but Mrs.Garrison came back. "What the hells going on here?!" We both blushed from embarrassment. "Just get out of my class room ill let you go early." And she rolled her eyes. Y/n and i got our stuff and headed out. Befor i left i flipped Garrison off. "CRAIG TUCKER!" I then ran off with y/n before anything else happened.

-----Y/N POV-----
   Craig flipped Garrison off on our way out and i started laughing. "CRAIG TUCKER!" We ran both laughing befor she could do anything. We finally got out the doors of the school. "So y/-" i kissed him before he could say anything else. "Will you be my boyfriend craig?" He nodded and kissed me again. "Well see you later." I said before running off. "See ya y/n!"