Southpark x reader oneshots

Eric x Reader

-----Y/N POV-----
Everyone who knew eric (cartmen) never really liked him because of all the bull shit he says, but i never really minded it. I was pretty much used to all of it. I never liked him more as a friend but he liked me, he confessed to me and aske me out several times but i always declined. Anyway it was Friday and it was time for lunch. When i was putting my stuff away my locker it got slamed shut. I looked to see who it was and of course it was eric. "So want to go grab dinner later tonight?" And of course i didnt want to so of course i sayed no. When i declined his offer he got on his knees and i tilted my head in confusion. "Come on Y/N please just do it this once. I dont care if u dont want to but just give me a chance!!!" I was surprised that he started begging just so i can give him a chance. "FINE now just shut up!" I never really liked when people begged so i always gave in. He huged me and sayed "9:00 at my house". He then started running down the hallway to get to lunch. When school was over i went to watch tv until it was almost time to go. After a while a ad came up saying "Come down to your local grocery store and grab the NEW and IMPROVED cheesy poof spaghetti!" Wow the company went so far to makeing spaghetti tasted like CHEESY POOFS! I then realized that eric loved cheesy poofs, then i remembered we are having dinner at his place. I really hoped he didnt see the ad for the spaghetti. I looked over at the time and seen that it was 8:30. I think i should start getting ready. I put on my f/c dress because i never get to wear it. I started headed to erics and i was thinking to myself about how this might be a mistake. I got to his house and knocked on the door. He opened the door with a big smile on his face, and then he leaded me inside. He sat me down at the table and seen him come out with spaghetti. DID HE REALLY HAVE TO GET THE CHEESY POOF SPAGHETTI!!!

-----Erics POV-----
I got the new cheesy poof spaghetti because why not maybe y/n will like it. I put the big plate of spaghetti between us both because i didnt have any other plates. "Umm y/n im sorry for forcing you to come here." I felt bad for begging her to come. If she didnt like me then she doesn't like me. "Its fine eric i didnt have anything else to do anyways." I smile and so did she. We both where eating the VERY delicious spaghetti. When we where almost done sharing the big plate something unexpected happened. Some how we grabed the same noodle and started eating it. With neither of us realizing our faces moved closer and closer until there was no gap between us. We relized what was happening and we both blushed.

-----Y/N POV-----
We KISSED, i never expected this to happen. It made me feel so different. His lips were so soft. Wait what am i thinking i dont like eric and i never will, unless this kiss changed my mind. I broke the kiss blushing like crazy and he did the same. "Im sorry y/n i didn't mean to do that!" I smiled. "Hey its okay eric, i kinda liked it." He then started smiling. I looked at the clock and it was late so i sayed "oh look at the time i should be getting back." "Oh okay well see you later y/n." I headed out the door and walked home. I layed in bed trying to sleep but all i could think about is if i liked eric or not and if one kiss change how you think about someone. The next morning i woke up and was extremely tired. I decided to go take a walk to see if i can clear my head. I walked outside and seen eric with the 3 other boys. I made a lat minute thought of if i liked him or not. So i ran up to him and passionately kissed him, he then soon kissed back. The other boys looked at us in shock. "Wow y/n so you really like me?" And i nodded my head. "Then be mine?" And i replied with a "Sure."

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We both heard clapping from behind us and of course the boy would do something like that, eric and i just laughed. "So see you monday?" I asked and he replied as "Of course baby."

Ok so i have NO idea where i got the idea about cheesy poof spaghetti but i guess its a thing now  XD