Nothing but crack pot shit that has happened at some point in my mind.(also i warn you that i have a very creative mind to the point that i can almost actually see things happen infront of me)
Me minding my business:
Dia and eclipse showing up out of nowhere and ruining my train of thought:hey bitch we want attention.
Me:FOINE what?
Them:thx bro*yeets back into my mind*
Me:mmmMMMMMMM
Me FOOKIN myself in da shower:*releases squeek as i fit three fingies in*
Me:but what if i move them?
Me:*move them alittle while inside and lets out a quiet moan as i pull out*
Me:*slaps hand over mouth and bites finger out of habit*
My mind:*brings nightmare and error into the equation*
Here ya go!
Me:I FUCKIN HATE YOU!!
Mah brain:uh huh sure you do~
Nessa doin the praying motion:arceus blessed us
killua(my player character in shield)in a playboy bunny outfit:....
Hop with a nose bleed:hhhhh
Bede:WHY THE F ARE YOU WEARING THAT!?
Killua:wha-nessa said i'd look cute?
Nessa:and you do!especially to hop~
Hop.exe:has crashed and burned in embarrassment and mild horniness
Opal:needs more pink.
Bede:WOMAN I SWEAR TO GOD!!
me:WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?!
mybrain:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me:oi shortshit com'ere.
Kit:fuck chu want hoe?
Me hugging kit as i mentally curse myself for being a shitty big sister:....
Kit probably thinking I'm crazy:....
Cinnamon(our cat):exists
Me cuddling him as i play mah game:i fucking hate you cat...your the worst...waist of space....fat fucker...oi you need to die in a fire.
Kit watching with a dumb grin:uh huh suuurree you hate him sooo much
Me:*flips her off *
Me laying awake at 5:00 in the morning:i hate myself..
And im a whore.....hell i submit to my sister....whose younger than me.....ugh fuck
Me later:god i'm the best and gayest mother fucker in the house~
Dia doing school so grillby doesn't yell at her:green isn't a creative color..
Clover doing school with her:I AM RIGHT HERE!!
Dia and ivyline having a stare down:*low growls from both sides*
Marie:i am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in purgatory today
Hornet:is suicide legal?
Shadow:DREAM NO
Wendy:yes.just be prepared to wake up tomorrow alive~
Shadow:wha-YOUR HIGHNESS DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR!!
Me existing:hmhmhm~
Dia and hatchet:bored in the house and we're in the house bored
Me:SHUT THE FU-
Me:i need a dildo...and a collar for my leash...
Kit:so write it on your Christmas list?
Me:BITCH NO DO YOU REALIZE THAT DAD IS OUR SANTA?!
Kit:*shrugs*your loss.
Me:i have friends....their just long distance friends....imma sad person aren't i...
Me stealing food from the stove:....
Kit who caught me eating:...stop and wait for dinner.
Me vibing to music:ah~ what a lovely day...no need to leave the house-
Dad:walk yo dog.
Me:*trying not to kill my dog because i was having a great day*fine....
Me a touch deprived yet hates being touched hoe:god i could hug someone..
Kit:uwu
Me:FUCK OFF!DO.NOT. TOUCH.ME.YOU BITCH!
Me:how many fandoms am i in again?
My brain:oof hol up.
Me knowing i have a problem:oh god fuckin dammit-
Me:wat do you want?
Dia:sex...im horny.
Ivyline:death...im suicidal.
Me:TO EAT YOU DIMWITS!!
Me:im a bisexual hoe...
Dia:and?
Me:what do you-GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE-thank you-mean?
Dia:........we need help....and pills
Me:FUCK MEDS THEIR STOOPID!
Dia:we literally tried to get our own little sister to kill us.
Me:SO WHAT
Me:slep
Brain:no slep.
Me:SSSCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEECCCCHHHH
Aight im done boi.and im slowly going mental.....and need a hug<('×'<
