Honesty is a Concept

Part 13

i almost jumped and tensed at the question but i refrain from doing so. i can't show any sign that there's something wrong with that question or he will check me without asking and will find out more than i want him to know... "paps why do you want to check me? i'm fine. The only thing wrong with me is that i feel like i'm going to pass out and just sleep here." "OH OKAY BROTHER THAN GO TO SLEEP THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS FINE AND DOES NOT NEED SLEEP HEHEHEHehe..." "go to sleep paps even the great need sleep, 'night" "GOODNIGHT BROTHER /YAWN/" "as soon as i'm sure paps is practically half asleep i step out and teleport to my room mostly 'cause i'm lazy but what's new there? as i'm in my room. i break a vial. i need to tell my boyfriend,red, the good news and for him to hurry up and confess to chillbz already. "Hi classic we still haven't made progress if that's what you're wondering!" "naaah i actually need to talk to red and also be more quiet everyone is sleeping." "Ok then let's go." "soon enough i'm being dropped off at underfell. i immediately teleport in his closet so if his paps comes in he won't get in trouble. i check the time from the watch i put in my pocket before i left.[8:13] ok not bad he should be in his room right now... especially since his brother doesn't ask to be read to anymore and his brother takes away his dinner when he sleeps at his post,and since his kid hasn't broke the barrier yet that takes away the chance he would be at the surface. the only reason why red is finally confessing to chillbz is because the kids reset button is broken and the player was stopped in his timeline to which we both celebrated. But if he doesn't show up soon i'm goin to look for hi- "GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM I HOPED YOU FINALLY LEARNED YOUR LESSON ON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T SLEEP AT YOUR POST!!!" "y-yes boss..." i immediately peek through the crack of the door to see red...i do not like what i see. so i came out of the closet hehehe. it startled him but i didn't care. i brought him over to the bed and start healing the cracks in his skull and his femur and cleaned the blood off with the inside of my sleeve. i can blame it on ketchup later. "red what happened?" "i made boss annoyed with my puns and i accidentally fell asleep at my station hehehe...." "you know that isn't your fault right red. nightmares are annoying and insomnia doesn't help any sanses' case..." "yeah but not much would change if i told boss...then again i haven't told any of them my problems in any reset...and we already know that boss tries to change as soon as we go to the surface so don't worry,and we both know my boss is a big softy under all that edginess hahaha." "hehehe those were good,but i'm actually here with some good news." "what is it?" "well my grillby and i are going on a date." "woah really?" "yup,so hurry up and tell chillbz that ya love his hot flame and go on a date already." he's blushing bright red adorable "you and i both know it not that f**ckin easy. especially since it's kill or be killed till we reach the surface." "wait that rule is still goin even though the barrier will be broken soon?" "well ,sweetheart, the flower, and us are the only ones that know about the outcomes of the pacifist routes." "why do you call your kid sweetheart?" "well i think of them as a niece and they're a sweet kid, you know how it is." "i actually have some bad news to..." "well..." "it's better if i just show you...your universe is about 4 months behind of mine so." i show him my soul. his reaction was what i expected but i explained to him my dreams and that he will probably have similar ones as mine. by the time i'm done explaining, red is mildly shocked but not that much. "ok so...they are going to find out everything when we reach the surface?" "yup." "and our eye lights will get tainted if we don't tell them...and if we don't tell...we actually...do that" "bullseye...got any ideas?" "hmmm no..." "yeah thought so." "what's that supposed to mean huh?" "oh relax babe/kiss?/i just meant that since you're a past,fell version of me you wouldn't know,ok?" wow he's blushing hard so cute. i'm blushin a bit but not as much. "sh-shut up..." "hey what time is it?" i check the watch in my pocket and it's..[3:01] "jeez already 3:00 a.m. welp i'll take more naps i guess." "lucky you. i have to figure out how to stay awake for the opening of the barrier..." "wait, that's tomorrow?" "yup, but you should go. it's gettin late?...or is it early?" "don't know but/smash/" "You done?" "yup love yuh red." "love yuh to idiot." so soon enough i'm back in my room once again waiting for the sun to rise.../sigh/i wonder if alphys has any medicine for insomnia? nah even if i asked for it. it would only raise questions...to them i get a full night's rest without complication and that i'm still tired enough to take multiple naps throughout the day,and that's just me being lazy. well only if they knew...you know what. i'm not gonna think about that right now. i've got bigger things to worry about. i have two hours to pick the people for the jury now,if i want...should i pi-? no. that wouldn't be a good idea...i was thinking about pickin my friends to be the jury and then pick a few humans from the kid's school....but that's too close for comfort. plus if i do that and i'm not there then everyone will be suspicious of me and why the judge picked them and not me sure they could say because i as to lazy but if the judge 'doesn't know me' then they wouldn't know that i'm lazy...this is bad...i need to pick people i can remotely trust to 'pick' the decision. my decision is the only one that matters anyway,though it's required ...but if i picked them then use my teleportation to help me double time myself and the judge. that would make every single monster or human less suspicious of me. not that they're even suspicious of me being the judge anyway,but this would be 'solid' proof that i'm not the judge. i'm a genius. well i better suit up and get goin. i'll leave paps for last. [3:26] ok i got the clothes on...you can't even tell that i'm a skeleton perfect. let's do my friends now then i can do the humans some time later during the day. i'm going to teleport to tori and king fluffybuns later today too...wait my voice...i can use my magic to make my voice glitchy... it kinda hurts but the most hurtful thing that could happen is a scratchy voice and throat. i think i should do undyne first sense she probably going to be the second loudest first bein my bro. as soon as i decided who to go to. i teleport to their front door and knock./knock knock/...after about a minute i can hear her. "Oh my god Papyrus I told you no more waking me up to train at 3:30 A.M.!!!" she opened the door and looked at me. i'm using my magic to make me float a bit over the ground so i can be tall. she looked me up and down with a look that said what hell are you doin here. How am i supposed to make her believe me... "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE AT 3:30 A.M.!?!" "FirST oF AlL CAlM doWn i'M HeRe AT a BAd tIme bECaUSE thIs IS thE onLy TimE OpEN fOR me To PaY yoU a VisiT UnDyne...maY I COme iN?" "Who are you? And how do you know my name?" "i will tell you inside."i teleport and am now floating in a sitting down pose right above the couch with my legs crossed even though she can't really see my legs. "HOW DID YOU!? ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT I WILL ARREST YOU I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD!" she summoned a spear. i remained calm namely becuse all i need to do is...wait i can't summon my attacks she will see that they are made of bones and connect the dots... good thing i have a sword,but i'm not planning on using it. "AnD i'M tHe rOYAl juDGe so SiT doWN So wE CAn TalK..."

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