Hoenata's Oneshots

•Sakuhina•

!requested

Where in Hinata Shoyo got sick of his boyfriend acting like he doesn't care for his partner.

So he decides to ask for help with Bokubro and Kurobro.

Aftermath of it, Sakusa got jealous and fucked Hinata into another universe.

"Omi-Omi!" Hinata waved at his germaphobe boyfriend currently disinfecting his hands.

"What do you want?" Sakusa rolled his eyes but still interested at what the tangerine was gonna say.

"Oh. . . Am I disturbing you?" Hinata lowered his eyes as he looked like a rejected puppy.

But the Itachiyama member just didn't care.

"Yes, Very much so" Sakusa went back into disinfecting all of his things again.

The tangerine nodded with a heavy heart, He went to the people he thinks that could help him.

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"Mine is 2 inches taller than yours" Kuroo teased at the spikey haired captain.

"Mine is thiccer than yours" Bokuto defended as he looked taken a back.

Now, Hinata wasn't innocent.

"Mine could reach up to 10 inches"

"Mine could—"

"Oh Shrimpy!" Kuroo greeted as he hugged the boy.

"What we're you guys talking about?" Hinata cleared his throat.

"We bought the same rulers, But Kuroo's is longer than mine!" Bokuto deflated like a balloon.

"Anyways Chibi, Something happened with that germaphobe boyfriend or yours?" The Captain chuckled at the tangerine who just nodded.

"You should come with us!" Bokuto cheered.

"To where?" Hinata tilted his head confused.

"A party" Kuroo slyly smiled as he side glanced his fellow captain.

They had a plan.

"A-and yo-you know what h-he said?!" Hinata hiccuped.

He had way too much to drink that night.

"WhAT dId HE sAYyyy?" Bokuto slurred with his words.

"H-He sA-said that he's g-getting distra-cTed b-bY me!" The tangerine grumpily said.

"That's b-bUlLsHet!, C'mere Chibi" Kuroo waved his hands as he opened them for Hinata.

The Orange head stumbled onto Kuroo, Landing on his lap.

Meanwhile

Sakusa had tried reaching Hinata through his phone.