Hoenata's Oneshots

•Crossdressing PT. 3•

Thank you for teaching me wtf a urethra inSertIon is.

Hinata's whole face turned red.

The whole crew gulped.

"Fuck I'm hard" Atsumu whined.

"C-c-can someone please help me?!" Hinata stuttered as he flailed his arms around.

"oYa?" Akaashi started.

"oYa oYa?" Kuroo teased.

"OYa Oya oYa?" Bokuto finished.

"I don't know Chibi-chan~ It seems like a great view to us" Oikawa shrugged surprisingly not getting a chair thrown onto him by Iwaizumi.

"Wh-what?! I'll do anything for you guys'to get me outta here" Hinata squeaked.

Aone munched down his chocolate and single handedly lifted the heavy glass on top of Hinata.

"Anything huh?" Kageyama wiggled his eyebrows.

The orange head sighed in relief as he wasn't getting squished down by a glass table anymore.

He sat on his fluffy couch and dusted off his skirt.

Not noticing the hungry eyes piercing through his soul.

"Ah? You're gonna act like you didn't do anything to us?" Daishou complained.

"Do what?" Hinata looked at them confused.

"These" Sakusa pointed out to the bulge on his pants as well as the others.

"Wow Omi-kun, Didn't take you for the straight forward type" Kuroo teased.

"He isn't Straight forward, He's gay forward..Get it?" Nishinoya joked.

The others looked at him with cringey faces.

"Ew" Sakusa sprayed the whole room with alcohol making them all choke on the strong scent.

"Come on now little baby, Take care of Mommy's problem will you?" Suga boldy asked as he got aroused by the mere sight of Hinata.

"Do you have it?" Tsukishima looked down at Yamaguchi as the greenette held a totally normal bag.

Yamaguchi nodded and disposed of the things inside the bag on the table.

And oh wow—

Those are a lot of toys for one little boy.

"Do you want this Babyboy? Are you sure?" Ushijima whispered asking for consent.

The other guys nodded, Consent IS smexy.

As much as they wanted to ravage the sunshine right then and there, They couldn't make themselves hurt the small orange headed boy.