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S: this is the last part, we swear. but we hope you enjoy, and don't think we're on some crack, this is just PURE genius.

*clears throats*

The Last Great American Dynasty (luke 🤮 style)

Luke rode up on the afternoon jail, it was sunny.
Her dumb blond hair took his mind of Kronos
Kronos was a really bad man, and titan.
And the town said, "How did he manage to kidnap so many people?"
The friendship was toxic if a little gross
They used each other for money and toes
They picked out a building and called it their 'lair'
Their kidnappings were tasteful if a little much
Atlas had told them he wanted to settle down
It must have been Luke's fault they were arrestedddd

And they said
"There goes the last great Titan lorddddd
Who knows if Luke never showed up what could have been
There goes the most maddest man the titans have ever seen
He had a marvelous time ruining everything"

Luke gave up on being Kronos's pallll, forever
Flew in all his stupid and dumb henchmen
Filled the rooms with dry bread and cursed about people
and blew through the money on the boys and annie
And losing on card game bets with Ethan

And they said
"There goes the last great Titan lorddddd
Who knows, if Luke never showed up what could have been
There goes the most shameless man the titans have ever seen
He had a marvelous time ruining everything"

They say he was seen on occasion
Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea
And in a feud with Jason
He wanted to steal Piper and make him see key lime green
2 weeks is a long time
The lair sat quietly on that lot
Free of titans with madness, their men and bad habits
And then it was bought by @beautifulghxsts and @ad3103

Who knows, if we never showed up what could have been
There go the weirdest authors this website has ever seen
We had a marvelous time ruining everything

We had a marvelous time ruining everything
A marvelous time ruining everything
A marvelous time
We had a marvelous time

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MY TEARS RICOCHET [ dead jason version hehe ]

They gather here, they line up, weepin' in front of a grave
And if Jason's on fire, Piper will be made of ashes, too
Even on her worst day, did she deserve, babe
All the hell the authors gave her?
'Cause the fans loved you, I swear they loved you
'Til the the last chapter (where you died)

[Chorus]

@beautifulghxsts didn't have it in herself to go with grace
And she asked Ad3103 to help with her writing
And if Jason's dead to you, it's because of them
Cursing his name, wishing he stayed
Look at how yall's tears ricochet

They gather stories, never knowing how they'll end
Some to throw, some to make a celestial bronze ring
You know the authors didn't want to have to haunt you
But what a ghostly scene
You wear the same clothes that they gave you
As Piper buries you

The authors didn't have it in themselves to go with grace
Cause when they wrote, yall told them they were evil
And if Jason's dead to you, why are they laughing?
Cursing their name, wishing he stayed
Look at how y'all's tears ricochet.

And they can do anything they want
Go anywhere they want, just not in peace
And yall can aim for our heart, go for our blood
But you would still miss the updates of this book
And we still talk to each other 

{a: Even after all the grammar mistakes(a: by @beautifulghxsts ofc)[s: lies!][a: the audacity i cant count all the times i've seen the grammar mistakes][s: shush and let's continue][a: ok also we keeping this in right?][ s: of course!!] }