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Y'all probably don't find this as funny as we do but suck it up - these are the exact words that Ad3103 wrote.

Basically these are funny ideas we had while writing this but we couldn't put them in the actual book. 

So yeah....you might not even understand this shit. But we liked it, so read it or GET OUT! just kidding :D

...or are we?

S: @beautifulghxsts [me, in other words]

A: Ad3103

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That was when someone knocked on the door and Luke went to open the door. Jason and Annabeth were shocked to see...LEO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!?!

"This bread looks very dry, just like my sense of humor," Leo remarked.

THEN EVERYTHING WENT BOOM.

THE END.

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Two chairs stood in a room along with twenty-seven wooden crates, which were all pushed against the dusty brick wall. Damn, they need to clean for Diwali, Calypso thought. One of the wooden crates had a note on it, she knew it was a note because WATTPAD. She picked up the note and noticed words that looked like chicken scratch across the paper.

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Calypso was walking to her car when she noticed a familiar figure. "Leo?" she asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Nothing, man, I just saw dry ass bread back there," Leo said with a shrug. "Ooh, also, I found Annabeth and Jason!"

She noticed them peeking out from behind him.

"What?!" Calypso exclaimed. "How did you defeat the Titans?!?!?!?!"

"I don't know, they all kinda just went boom," Leo said.

"Oh, Leo," Calypso said, as she swooned and her mud brown orbs turned into hearts. "You are the love of my life."

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTERRRRR!!!1!111!1

(A/N: this is what yall meant when you said you wanted more Caleo, right??)

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Alt. Name for Chapter 26 : Bob do be here

"We need to go somewhere more private," Bob said.

"Whaddya mean, BOB???" Percy asked, baffled.

"Well, you see," Bob began, then pointed to a two feet tall creature who stood out like a sore thumb. "That's my friend, Gertrude, and she wants to stab you twenty four times with a fork."

"Yikies," Percy said. "We better be leavin then..."

"Good idea."

With that, they held each other's hands and frolicked away into the sunset.

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Part of outline for Chapter 27:

YES CALEO MOMENTS BEFORE WE POSSIBLY KILL ONE OF THEM

BUT I WANT SKIRTING AROUND THEIR FEELINGS SHIT

OKAY AND THE PERCY PEEPS PICK EM UP AND PERCY IS LIKE ATLAS WHY HERE HE BAD NONO

So I guess atlas give food when they estomac grumbly grumbly?

be safe perce perce

While writing luke part:

Ew i hate this this is giving me creeps

I don't know why i hate this so much but i am disgusted

I have now just associated the word smirk with the debby ryan face - by the legend, the one and only, Ad3103.

Chapter 28 [more outlines planning] 

S: BUT YEAH WE NEED TO GIVE EM A GOOD ENDING! (S: heheh jasons gonna die.....)

A: He has planted Bob in a way, where bobby boi (S: BOBBY BOI OMG IM DYING) thinks he's doing the right thing but hes just falling into the plan

A: Awwwwwww oof i'm pathetic [S: okay but what a mood]

more of Ad3103 being iconic:

A: Percy wanted to spit at luke for saying annie

How dare he say annie

No one calls her annie and gets away with it

Imma spit on him so much

That he will become the pacific ocean

A: Don't worry, piper, we gon kill him

Chapter 29 [outlines...again :D ]

A: Atlas/Kronos brawl and kronos accidentally like hit ze pillare

A: Zonka dooble pillato starts falling

A: Atlas tries to hold it up (wink wink)

A: Police go wee waa, Kronos be shootin and tootin jacy boi, Jacy boi diesss with piping bag cryin over his dead body

A: Chameleon cryin over her dad and leopard consoling her. Everyone be saddy sad

When writing luke:

HE GETS WHAT HE DESERVES THE PIECE OF TRASHY MISOGYNY

S: we made him like that yk ;)

A: YES I DO BUT HE STILL BE TRASH

S: BAHAHAHH A TINY MECHANICAL DRAGON JUST PICKS UP THE PHONE AND GOES. 'hello? Police there?'

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That's it! 

Uhm, we both are normal okay??

ALSO! we have some special stuff coming up for you all heheheh. Not exactly a 'bonus' chapter, but yall will have fun reading it! (hopefully oop-)

Aight! Bye!
-scarlettt

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