"201.6" you say
"Over by a pound and a half. We'll put it into next weeks" Jesse says
"No, we won't. One batch, one ship" walt says "stop complicating things"
"Why are you purposely giving them free meth?" Jesse asks
"To be fair, Jesse, we won't be off my 1.6 pounds next time, Might as well ship as is" you say
"For 3 months, you are paid extraordinarily well, why can't you appreciate that?" Walt asks
"Yeah, hey I've been crunching numbers, and I don't gotta be a mathematician to figure out that this deal you made is bullshit" Jesse says
"We all earn"
"Yea yea. A million and a half each. What's he getting, huh?" Jesse asks "say he's wholesaling a 40 large a pound, alright? 200 pounds a week, for three months. As like what happens at the end of the three months? Whatever. 200 pounds a week for three months, that's 24,000 pounds. Times 40,000 is- and I swear to god I double checked this like 10 times-"
"96 million" you say
"96 million dollars. All right? 96 million to our 4.5. That is messed up, yo. That is so messed up" Jesse says
"You are now a millionaire, and your complaining? What world do you live in?" Walt asks
"One where the dudes who are actually doing all the work aint getting fisted. What's going on with you lately? What's happened to you?" Jesse asks as Walt begins to leave "hang on, can't we just-... hey we gotta hash this out! Hey, what's more important than money?"
"Well, we're done for today" You say as you take off the yellow suit "I'm gonna go home"
"Alright, yo. I'm gonna go too" Jesse says as he takes 1.6 pounds of meth from the basket
"Your gonna have to hide it somewhere" you say as you begin leave
"Hey, Saul wants to meet us" Jesse says
"Alright then" you say
Timeskip
"A nail salon?" You ask as you enter
"There they are. Finally. I went ahead and started without you. Ladies this is Jesse-San and y/n-san, they're in for the full treatment. Hey kick off your shoes, lay back. Exfoliate."
"I'm okay" you say
"Maybe later" Jesse says
"Where's the maestro? Out parking the minivan?" Saul asks
"Do we look like his shadow? Who cares where he's at? What're we doing here?" Jesse asks
"Well, since it's the two of you, flip a coin. Winner, gets this fine establishment."
"This?" You ask
"Yeah, one of you will be the owner of this fine establishment" Saul says
"Pass" you say
"For free?" Jesse asks
"Free? Oh ladies, cover your ears. No not free. Look hey, this is a squeaky-clean, highly profitable, atleast potentially, local institution looked upon with favor by the chamber of commerce, better business, at $312,000, it's a steal." Saul says
"312,000?" Jesse asks
"Don't you get it? On the outside it's a nail salon, right? On the inside it's the best money laundry a growing boy could ask for." Saul says
"Yeah, I'm gone" you say, Jesse follows
"Hey hey, wait. Ladies, thank you thank you. Good job. Come back here" he says to you and Jesse
"Sit. Come on. Come on. Humor me here for a second. Now, you know you need to launder your money, right?" Saul says "do you understand the basics of it, placement, layering, integration?"
"Saul, I don't think either of us want to buy a nail salon" you say
"Don't you want to stay out of jail? I mean, you keep your money and your freedom. Because I got three little letters for you: IRS. If they can get Capone, they can get you. Hey look. Here's you, right? Pink. Pinkman. Get it?" He says using a pink mail polish bottle to explain what would happen to Jesse or you if you go spending unlaundered money
"But Saul, we have to make a believable story. Now why would I randomly buy a nail salon?" You say
"Easy, a gift for your girlfriends, she goes here for free, you don't have to worry" Saul says
"Yea, im sorry but that isn't believable" you say as you leave, so does Jesse
"Now wait, hold on" Saul says as the two of you leave
Timeskip
You lay down on your couch and call Sam just to talk
"Hey, y/n" she says as she picks up
"Hey, Sam. You know, Saul wanted me to uh... he wanted me to buy a nail salon to clean my things there, you know" you say, talking about laundering money
"Did you?" She asks
"No, that's crazy. A nail salon? Although he did say 'you can buy it, your girlfriend can come get things done for free, you don't have to worry' but, I'd rather have you pay for doing that" you joke
"Is there something you do want? Like to own?" Sam asks
"I don't know, when I was a kid I wanted to do something with electronics or something like that" you say
"How about an arcade? Like the one you worked at? You can go there, clean it so it doesn't smell as bad as you say" Sam says
"That's... not a bad idea" you say "although some new rules would have to be in place there" you say
Timeskip
"Ok... last box... weigh it" you say as you finish lifting up the last box to the weight scale
"201.8" Jesse says as you clean the desk
"Alright. We're done for today. I'm gone" you say. As your about to leave the lab, you see Jesse opening the box. You know what he's gonna do, he's lie about the scale, take some meth and sell it "Jesse, if your gonna do that... be careful" you say "don't overdo it"
"I got it, y/n. Just don't tell anyone" he says
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Breaking bad and until dawn AU: Sam x male reader
FanfictionI feel like writing is just one of those things That make me forget about other things. And I really love until dawn and breaking bad so, I put them together. This'll be seasons 1-5 and maybe a bit of el Camino, it will also have chapter 1-10 of unt...
