"Y/n, there's a fly in the kitchen, you think you can use your 'amazing accuracy' to kill it?" Sam asks of you
"Watch and learn, sam" you say as you swing a fly swatter and miss
"Miss" she says
"No, let me try again..." you say as you swing and miss
"Miss" she says again
"I'm just warming up" you say as you swing
"Miss" she says right before you miss
"Okay that time you jinxed it"
"Miss" she says, predicting the outcome for the next one
"Really? Watch" you say as you swing and miss
"How about you watch and learn. Watch the food for a second" she says as she grabs the fly swatter and hits the fly "Sam 1, y/n 0"
"Show off" you say
"What's my prize?" She asks
"You get to stay home while I spend hours cooking 200 pounds of an illegal drug" you joke
"200? Yea, that sucks, but see. I also still have work. But like, work that is LEGAL" Sam says
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Your waiting for Walt and Jesse in the lab eith music blasted, you prepped the machines their just waiting for use. You sit down and start moving the chair around and spinning just to spend the time
"Jesse told me about..." you say as you take a device that blows air and put it in your orange suit, for it to enlarge and make it look fat with the air
"Hell yeah" you say as you jump around and fall
"Shit" you say, you try to get up but it's hard. Walt and Jesse come moments later "hey! I could use some help"
"You did the thing" Jesse says
"I did, but... I fell" you say as Jesse steps on your orange suit to deflate it, you get up and tell that that the everything is ready for use
"Hey, we should have people doing this for us, like we do one thing but people are assigned to things" you say
"Yeah, as water boys, you know?" Jesse says
"Do you want to pay them?" Walt says
"Good point" you say as you shoot something blue into a metal machine
Timeskip
"Hey, that's 15 hours started. Is it cool if I go? I have a date" you say
"I don't understand..." walt says
"What?" Jesse says
"These numbers, they just don't add up" walt says
"I told you. Dudes totally boning us" Jesse says
"No. It's not that, it's our output, we're off. We're .14 percent off" Walt says
"I mean... that's not much" you say
"To junkies, that's a lot. That's money gus isn't making" walt says
"So how far off are we?" Jesse asks
"It's not negligible. Ball parking at it, I'd say we're a quarter to a half a pound shy" walt says
"That's weird, well what about spillage?" Jesse says
"Spillage?" Walt asks
"I mean, could there be some on the sides of the machine? Or some that spill?" You ask
"There's no spillage" Walt says
"A little maybe" Jesse says
"Nothing gets spilled" walt says
"What about evaporation?" Jesse asks
"Evaporation?" You ask
"It wouldn't account for this much, the materials aren't out for that long" walt says
"Wait evaporation affects something in here?" You ask
"What about the other one? The drops, like on-" Jesse says
"He means condensation, this is 4th grade stuff" you say
"No" Walt says
"What about the crap that gets left behind? You know all the gunk we scrape out of the vats? Gotta add up to lime a gallon each" Jesse says "did you work that in?"
"Vestiges" walt says
"Yeah, vestiges" Jesse says
"Listen, we've reached our goal for today. I'm leaving" you say
Timeskip
"Whooo!" You shout as you swing through the city "let's go! Wohoooo!"
"Y/n! Y/n!" You hear someone shout as you wake up
"Y/n! Hey, you know your gonna be late soon, right?" Sam asks
"I was having a great dream" you say
"If it were my choice, I'd stay here with you, but you to be paid somehow, because you have your own house, with your own bills" Sam says
Timeskip
"Come on you bitch..." you say as you try opening the door once more. You hear footsteps behind you
"Jesse! Help me open this door. 3, 2, 1!" You say as the two of you try to open it. It opens a bit
"Shut the door. Move!" Walt shouts
"Fuck, my ears" You shout as you and Jesse go through the door and Walt closes it. You see clothes and shit on the floor
"That was like an airplane, yo. What the hell was that?" Jesse asks
"Positive pressure" walt says
"Positive what?" Jesse asks
"Fuck, my ears" You say
"Move your jaw around" walt says
"I am, it's not doing anything. Why would you do all this?" You ask
"There's a... contamination" Walt says
"Wait wait wait. What?" You ask
"Hold up" Jesse says
"Something got into the lab" walt says
"So what do we do?" Jesse asks
"Shouldn't we be wearing hazmats?" You ask
"No, it's not that kind of contaminate" walt says
"So it's, like, not dangerous?" Jesse asks
"Not to us particularly, no" walt says
"Then, to who? Does it like, only effect animals, women" You ask
"The meth" walt says
"So exactly what kind of contaminant are we dealing with here?" Jesse asks
"A fly" walt says
"A fly? What do you mean, like what do you mean?" Jesse asks
"I mean, a fly. A housefly" Walt says
"A fly? You made me think it was something like AIDS but transmitted through the air" You say
"What did it do?" Jesse asks
"It got into the lab" walt says
Aint gonna lie, I REALLY fucking hate this episode so much that I don't want to write it. Basically they spend the whole chapter killing one fly because they're scrubs and have to git good at killing flys like Sam, and Walt suspects Jesse for stealing meth from the lab
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Breaking bad and until dawn AU: Sam x male reader
FanfictionI feel like writing is just one of those things That make me forget about other things. And I really love until dawn and breaking bad so, I put them together. This'll be seasons 1-5 and maybe a bit of el Camino, it will also have chapter 1-10 of unt...
