The Promised Neverland x Reader ♡ (Shitpost)

12: Fucking dumbass

Ray POV
So now were planning something so we can see over the wall, I don't know if were gonna do Harry Potter shit and summon a fucking ladder but I have a bad feeling. Y/N was lying on the bed, burying her face in the pillow. "Y'know, we could just fucking go to those weird books in that library. They have whatever ungodly language it is in there."

"Eh? Weird books?" Emma and Norman said in unison. Y/N let out a long sigh, "Follow me, bitches." We did as she said, following behind her like baby ducks following there mom. "Okay, hold on- there it is." She said as she pulled out a book, "Heres the dude with the weird dot language, now I want the gummy Dots, damnit!" Y/N said cutely.

The three of us giggled at this and went along. Turns out she was right, Morse code. "Morse code!" Norman shouted, he was adorable, I couldnt deny that. Even if he was my love enemy thing, whatever the fuck. "Correct!" I said doing the hand motion, then Y/N just started giggling. "T-That was so c-cute.." She said between laughter, I blushed. No I wasn't! That wasn't cute either!

We looked inside the book things, and they had a lot of messages in them. Promise, demons, farm.. "Hey guys, let's go make sure Don and Gilda didn't fucking go in her office anyway. They are a bunch of dum-"  "No! Bad Y/N!" Norman scolded, even though he was yandere, he was still too much of a parent.

We headed into the dining room, "Yep, told you so." She said calmly. Emma and Nor,an frantically looked before they saw them. They walked down the hall like mad toddlers when they didnt get there candy. "DON! GILDA! Thank goodness, I was so worried!" Emma said, but me and Y/N walked towards them. "What happened?" I asked. But then Y/N asked the real question. "What did you do?"

Y/N POV
We decided to meet up at night, so I decided to come there early. I sat there, tired as hell. Don looked at me angrily a couple of times, I didnt get why. What did I fucking do? Emma, Angel-cakes, and Death all came into the dining hall. There was an awkward silence before I spoke.  "What did you do?" "We went into Moms secret room.." Don muttered.

"Wait, what?!" Emma yelled. "You could've been caught, Don! You could've been selled to the bad people! Do you know what would happen then? No.. what would happen to-" "TELL US WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!" Don shouted, looking crazed. I sighed, "Fine. Your whole life is a lie, demons exist and they ate your family including Conny. And your a dumbass because you almost got us caught." I said bitterly, I couldn't help it, he almost got my fucking friends in trouble!

Gilda and Don looked shocked, along with the other three. They looked even more surprise i finally called him what he truly was, a fucking dumbass. Then Don got pissed at Emma, before I pushed him off of her. "Don, I know your upset. We are upset too, but your feelings are just so important, why dont you consider other people's feelings? You could've gotten us and yourself included shipped off! Stop thinking your so fucking important cause you knew Conny the most!" I shouted.

Don looked pissed, and started laughing like a psychopath. Next thing I know, I have a fist being slammed into my face. I looked up at him with a blank expression, it still clearly read that I was pissed though. "D-Don!" Ray yelled, before being punched as well. "You little shit! You coulda gave him a concussion!" I shouted as I got back up. Then, Don stormed off.

I then slowly realized all that I said, he didnt deserve that, he was just feeling weak. It's sort of my fault, I ran after him. "Sorry, Don. I guess stress just made me go too far. Too pissed." I said weakly, he seemed a bit surprised. I guess he wasnt used to me, a happy and upbeat girl, to be so sad. "Norman, Emma." I said expectantly.

"Sorry." They both said, sounding sorta pissed. Guess they were both pissed off that i got punched by em. "Ray, come on~" I said like a mother when there child was misbehaving. He puffed out his cheeks and crossed his arms. "Fine, sorry. I'm still mad at you for punching her."

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2 chapters in a day? I dunno why. Who would you say Y/N is more like? Y'know, Emma, Norman, Ray, Don-
You get what I'm saying.