The Promised Neverland x Reader ♡ (Shitpost)

34: Sonju kinda sus

Y/N POV
I sat next to Ray as he fought Sonju in chess, I wasnt paying attention. Yeah I know, I suck at being a supportive girlfriend. But I kept encouraging him even though I had no idea what the fuck was happening. "Cmon.. Cmon.." "Checkmate-" "YEAAAAAAAH!" I cheered along with everyone else. Also, I dunno bout you, but Sonju kinda sus man.

"You could be a great warrior, Ray." Sonju complimented. "Hopefully, I dont want him dying on me." I smirked, holding onto Ray's arm. "But.. Norman is stronger.." Everyone then proceeded to sulk. "Norman-" "Oh my- Cmon! The guy probably wouldnt want us sulking over his ass 24/7!" I shouted. I wasnt great at encouraging these bitches, but I tried-

"You cant just cry over shit that happened already! Ya gotta move on so your ass doesnt die in the future!" I scolded, everyone looked at me in surprise. "Well? Are you gonna cry more over something that happened like- what- 2 months ago?" I said, looking at them all with a judgemental face. I did miss him, but we couldnt just cry over him.

"HEY! DONT GIVE US THAT FACE!" Lani and Thoma screamed. Everyone just sighed and agreed they couldnt just freak the fuck out. Anyway, time to go outside, I guess. We headed out into the forest and saw a trail of rock hard mountains. Hehe, rock hard. "SO MANY!" A child said, fangirling.

"Jeez, your fangirling over a mountain?" I asked, teasingly. "Oh, by the way, I forgot to do this." Ray said as he walked up to me, he then gave me a good huggy wuggy uwu. I melted in his arms and just hugged back. Every child, as expected, did the 'ooooooo' thing. I just did nothing but blush.

Anyway, fuck Mujika and Sonju, they dont deserve screentime. Well, Mujika does- Sonju though, fuck that guy. Something about them though.. is kinda sus tho. I saw Sonju vent. I talked to Ray along the way, trying to avoid Emma's sad glances. "Raaaaaaaay-"

I called out, clinging to him. "For gods sake.. let me walk!" Ray said, flustered as hell. Also, Emma has an amulet now so that shits cool. "Nooo... I love you too much-" I whispered into his ear. "D-Dont whisper into my ear like that!" Ray shouted, then everyone proceeded to sulk cause we found nothing.

"Well, so do we just sit here and build a fucking town or whatever-" "No!" Emma said. "Too much work.." Emma whined. I sighed, and just pat her spiky sonic the hedgehog ass hair. "There there.." I said in a soothing voice. "Hnnnnnng.. why do you have to be so annoyingly adorable-" Oh that's right- Emma has a crush on me.

Well, when do I break it to her? I know I'm gonna feel bad because of how precious the girl is, then Ray proceeded to turn on the pen again. Hehe, turn on. Then it showed us.. our current location? Is this pen rigged?
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AYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE! How are you all doing? Imma shift to TPN uwu