The Promised Neverland x Reader ♡ (Shitpost)

8: Phil is sus

I helped clean shit with Emma, Norman, and Ray. "Hey, Emma." Norman said. Just hearing his voice made me feel so small. I didnt listen because why should i? I kept trying to go into the water thing but Ray kept stopping me. Taking a bath is relaxing goddamnit, dont judge me. Suddenly Norman went up to me and said in a flirty tone, "I've already made arrangements~"

Ray stuck his tongue out at him and Emma pouted. I blushed so fucking hard. "Hey, Emma, memorize all of these 100 formations, now." Ray said with a grin. "That m-many?" Emma stuttered. "Yeah I have to agree, I know were escaping and shit, but damn." I said tilting my head. "Why? Do you have a problem with it?~" Ray said in a flirtatious tone. Damn. Whys everyone being flirty today?

"No, I don't think I want to say yes after that tone. I dont wanna know what would happen if I said yes." I backed up slowly. Ray giggled sexily, did I really just say that? Damnit..

♡Tag♡
Ray was carrying me because he wanted me to run. Fuck you Ray, I said in my mind. Emma and Norman were gonna lead the dudes today. "You have ten minutes, go!" Ray said as everyone followed his command. They all ran into the forest and then we set off. I finally managed to get Ray to let me go and I ran along side him. It was kind of surprising.

Ray never played tag the day that one girl left, I think she was his crush or something. I think her name was Rebecca. I was kinda happy seeing him play tag again. Me and Ray decided to see how well the kids could do on there own. So we set them off. "H-Hey, N/N.." Ray quietly said. He never uses my nickname unless its important.

"What's up?" I said turning to him. We were climbing trees so we could see them. Yes I know that's cheating technically but still. "I have something to s-say.." He slightly moved closer to me. "I-I.. Y/N.. I lo-" "Found them!" Phil said, I dont know where the hell he came from. "Oh, heya Phil, tag over?" I asked him. He nodded cutely.

♡Phil is sus♡
I drank a cup of sweet tea as Ray talked about how everyone is sus. Then I decided to say something, "Phil do be kinda sus tho-" Then Ray proceeded to wheeze. It was a game the four of us used to play together. Among Us I think? Sus was the short term for suspicious. I started laughing too, his laugh was too contagious damnit, even Norman was laughing. Emma was just concerned

"Y/N, Y-Y/N-" Ray said between laughter. "Yeah?" "Phil was not The Imposter-" We both burst down on the floor laughing. Before I could fall, Emma caught me. And I ended up landing on her. I blushed and stopped laughing after. Norman kept trying to calm Ray down, but he eventually broke down into laughter too. Everyone noticed and most of the 4 year olds were concerned.

Damn, this whole escape thing might be the death of Norman or me.

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Hey, so Y/Ns gonna find out about the trio having a crush on her in a few chapters. But now imma basically ask, who do you think is better for Y/N relationship wise? Y'know, how Ray and Y/N are buddies, same goes for Emma. And Norman and Y/N flirt with eachother 24/7, so based on there relationships.