9. professional players being idiots

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Summary:
    Just the professional Glory players being complete idiots plus two drunken idiots.
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Character Information:
Chen Miyun (陈蜜云)
       Delightful Rain (夜雨姝丽)
       Blue Rain (蓝雨)
       Miyun-Rose (蜜云-玫瑰)
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Chapter Text:

Tencent QQ

Chen-Miyun: heeeeelp meeee

Chu-Yunxiu: ?

Su-Mucheng: what's wrong?

Huang-Shaotian: ssSiiissss,,, wheeree ddid yyouuuu puuut thee wiiNNEeee?

Chen-Miyun: i thought i took away your phone! how did you reach it?

Huang-Shaotian: lao yE gaaVe itit bAAck tO meeeeE

Yu-Wenzhou: Miyun, what's going on?

Chen-Miyun: oh! um captain....

Chen-Miyun: i'm taking care of two drunken idiots, one of them being shaotian....

Su-Mucheng: ...what about ye xiu?

Chen-Miyun: he's the other drunken idiot.

Su-Mucheng: how much did he drink?!

Chen-Miyun: one cup...

Su-Mucheng: oh that's good! i thought he drank like 5 cups or something

Su-Mucheng: that wouldn't be good, he's such a light drinker

Yu-Wenzhou: how did this happen?

Chen-Miyun: well Chen-jie invited us over and while we were talking with with Tang Rou, Shaotian managed to get hold of the wine Chen-jie had and convinced Ye-ge to drink it with him.

Chen-Miyun: assuming with shaotian's nature

Xiao-Shiqin: goodness, thank god it's not competition season

Zhou-Zekai: yeah...

30 minutes later

Chen-Miyun: okay news update, Yifan came over to the cafe and the two idiots managed to catch him and now he's passed out from the horror of seeing two pro glory players acting the way they are

Wang-Jiexi: !!!

Wang-Jiexi: is he okay?

Chen-Miyun: well besides from being passed out and probably scarred for life, i'd say he's fine

Chu-Yunxiu: currently waiting for the next news update...

Xiao-Shiqin: +1

Sun-Xiang: +2

Yu-Wenzhou: +3

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Zhou-Zekai: +1043

Su-Mucheng: +1044

Yu-Wenzhou: +1045

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