Crystal's Chronicles, a Pokémon: Aura Warriors Story

Crystal's Riolu, The Gordon Ramsay Of The Story

It's dinnertime in the Lumiose Dining Hall. The dinner is (supposedly) better than lunch. Every night, there are 2 choices. Tonight, it's chicken curry or fish stew. They also have a vegetarian option, but it's only for high schoolers here. 

When they walked in, the cafeteria was packed with a lotta first-grade students. Riolu noticed some students throwing their food in the trash. 

Riolu looked at the menu. "Wow, we have food that's probably just as exquisite as the food at home. Probably." Then, he eyed a cafeteria lady with a pan of soggy, slimy Brussels sprouts. he looked deadpan. "Perhaps I stand corrected."

The cafeteria lady was not pleased with his deadpan look. "Hey, blondie," she told her in a New York accent. "Tell your wannabe Ramsay Pokémon's that if he gots something to say, he should say it!"

Riolu opened his mouth. "I'll have you know that your food is horrendous and damn disgusting."

Kuro just grasped a popcorn from the side and started eating, watching the blue Pokémon and the lunch lady go at it over food. Riolu shouted copious expletives. He also said, "I followed Don Ramsay's work, and I can make more decent food than that sloppy mess. Sprouts are so slimy, it looks like you scoop it off of bodies of Shiny Muk! And look at that chicken in the curry! It so raw, I can hear it saying, 'Defqon.1!'" (Side note: Don Ramsay is a reference to Gordon Ramsay.)

Kuro watched the two go at it some more. He cracked open a Shiny Juice sparkling juice, and chugged it. He murmured to Crystal, "I guess he does follow Ramsay's work?"

The principal showed up behind Crystal and Riolu. He let out a very gruff voice. "In. My. Office. NOW!" He dragged Riolu, as he was still talking about how trash the food is. Riolu is known to be against terrible food. He'll even criticize the people at McBurger! (He probably watched too much Don Ramsay.)