Crystal's Chronicles, a Pokémon: Aura Warriors Story

A Debate On Food

Riolu and Crystal were in the office with Mr. Bon, the first-grade principal. Kuro and Charamder were overhearing what he's saying. 

"So, Crystal, your talking Riolu seems to think that he's Don Ramsay. He took it too far."

"Well, I have reasons," the Emanation Pokémon explained. "Just because these are students doesn't mean they have to eat trashy food here. Taste is subjective, yes, but still. I felt like the need to say how I felt. I mean, would you eat the food here?'

"No. I eat at a greasy spoo-"

Riolu stood on top of the table. "We need culinary chefs here. At least somewhat culinary. We don't need some scumbag who can't cook sprouts right. Who's in charge of the cooking staff anyway?"

"I can't disclose that..."

Riolu sighed and closed his eyes. He opened it back up like he was gonna say something. "Dammit. I forgot what I was... Screw it." *beat* "So what are the consequences for me and my Trainer?"

The Principal looked like he lost the debate. "Y-You're free to go," he stammered. 

Riolu walked out. "Thank you, my good man. And I hope you try to get culinary artists to..."

"Knock it off," Crystal interrupted Riolu, grabbing hold of his ear with her 7-year-old hands. "Let's go back to the dorm. I have work to do."

Riolu kept talking to the principal. "Have them read Don Ramsay's cookbooks. It'll not only change their cooking, but it'll also have students going to the snack store less and..."

Crystal stuffed a rock in his mouth. "Shut up."