Why me? (Bnha HxH crossover)

Extras, outtakes, and backstories

I was looking, and I have 16k reads... asdkfjadsjfsafeknfia 

For this occasion, I have compiled a series of extras, backstories, and outtakes (whatever you prefer to call them). Ideas given readers, or ideas or mine that I decided to not include in the story (all funny, don't worry). The back story part is how I came up with one of my famous one liners. Enjoy!

I came up with the idea for funny chapter names (does anyone like them?) by Uncle Rick. I love how he can say everything- yet nothing- that happens in a chapter. If you're an OG, you know that I didn't originally have funny titles. Ah, the improvement...

Prolog...

"Killua!" Gon yelled, but he knew it was hopeless. Killua wasn't here, only Kite who had introduced himself to Gon a few moments ago, 'where are you?'.

(Did someone say Draco Malfoy?-)

"He's not here" Kite said bluntly.

(I am very much here!)

"I trust you, sorta"

Alright, so this line. What I previously had was 'I trust you'. But that seemed odd, since Gon had just met the guy. I didn't know how else to put it so I just added ', sorta' and went with it.

I annoy the annoying voice (oh yeah, and exams)...

'It's not like I was staring! I was just looking at his expression making sure he was ready to meet his dad... yeah... that.' is what I went with. I originally had this:

'It's not like I was staring! Gon isn't that good looking, probably one of the ugliest guys I've seen. I'd give him a 8, no, a 8 point 5 or 9. Nothing above 9 point 8, because there is always improvement. That's why I hold myself at a 10... because I am worth it' (if you get the reference, my respec for you has risen greatly). It seemed to out of character, so I decided to scrap it.

'I've trying to occupy my mind, but it's hard. Unless I'm doing, the ever-so-dreaded, math my mind can't keep away from Killua.' I came up with this so that Gon would at least be a little better at math by the time he got to Killua. I didn't want to poor kid to suffer to much.

A broccoli gets wrecked...

'Should I nurture should this raw power, or should I shut it down?' Now, I have a book where I keep all my fan fic ideas. This story is one of the ideas written down, but I also have lines that I want to add at one point/ at a certain time that I don't want to forget. I didn't say in my notes that this was from Assassination Classroom, so I didn't remember that it was from that until someone brought it up-

The teachers are complete weirdos

'People can strangle you with ties, y'know? So excuse me for not wanting to get strangled!' a concern that I actually have irl, that's why I avoid wearing ties or anything of the sort as much as possible. The only thing like that on my neck is a necklace, but that's sentimental. Like I'd let anyone close to my necklace (fun fact, I've worn this necklace everyday since about this time last year!).

'This man in a yellow sleeping bag just looked like he wanted to go home to his cats and have a nap.' My first thought of Aizawa.

(my mom just came into my box- yes I do write in a box- and saw the chapter title 'the teachers are complete weirdos'. And she was just like, 'yep')

Blooper for Sports Festival; part 5 (thank you to the reader who gave me this idea!). This is a rewritten way of Gon v. Killua

The two looked up at each other. Killua wore a monotone face, not showing any emotion. Gon looked up, with nothing but determination in his eyes.

The two dashed forward and- 

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

"Yes!" Gon (who had thrown rock) yelled in victory.

"Darn it..." Killua (who had thrown scissor) muttered.

With that, Killua trudged out out the ring.

SFJLKSFIOHFE I CAN'T-

anyways....

Internships- Day 1

"Let's pull a Mulan and get off the roof" Killua, being the sass queen he is, thought that this way the right thing to say while motioning to the railing.

(I want to friends with that kid! From, N (Boyfriend of the dead) )

That's all I got, but thank you to everyone who still reads my story!