Solangelo Oneshots (Fluff/Angst)

Will Is A Horrible Archer Part 1

CW: Guns
Headcanon: Will is a horrible archer but an excellent gunman.
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No one was sure what was going on. One second the Ares and Athena cabin were sparring; the next, they were actually trying to kill each other. Everything was in chaos. Annabeth and Clarisse were both gone for college, which meant Percy was gone too. That left Nico as the strongest demigod at camp, but he was still in rehab.

"Will, I have to do something! They're going to kill each other!" Nico said, annoyed and a little touched that Will wouldn't let Nico help because he might hurt himself. "I got it, sunshine," Will assured, going into the Apollo Cabin and closing the door before Nico could follow or question him; about the nickname or what Will was planning to do? Nico wasn't sure.

All of a sudden, roughly a minute later, Nico jumped. He had been observing the fight as it got more and more heated when two gunshots went off behind him.

He was about to raise some skeletons, Will's worry be damned, when he turned to see the boy himself.

Nico's jaw cracked with how hard his mouth fell open. He was about to yell, "Will?!" when the boy started speaking after everyone froze.

"Don't move another inch if you don't want a bullet through your pelvis," Will's voice projected across the camp, calm as ever. "I don't feel like re-attaching an arm today, so if you lose one, your problem. Today, as I posted on the infirmary door, is my day off that I get once a year. I would like to enjoy the rest of the day in relative peace with my boyfriend. It is 9:15 in the morning, make me miss another millisecond of time, and you will find yourself with astonishing rhyming capabilities and a backwards leg. Understood?" Will phrased this as an open-ended question, but there was only one answer.

A chorus of "yes" and "okay" filled the field. "Good. As you were," Will said, making it a point to display the Glock now strapped to his thigh as he walked towards Nico, kissing him as soon as he was close enough, before pulling away to smirk. "You're redder than a Tauri Sylvestres hide, darling," Will whispered into Nico's ear, making him shiver and go redder. "I- I thought y-you cou-couldn't use a weapon? Hippocratic oath and all?" Nico said. "If I pledged to that, I'd be dead ten times over. Being a demigod means I get an exemption, though I don't practice at camp. Too busy at the infirmary, and I didn't want people to be nervous around me. I didn't want you to have to get involved though, so I let it slip, so no big deal," Will shrugged, still speaking softly into Nico's ear.

Nico let out an embarrassing noise. "You did that for me?"He said. "Of course, baby," Will said, smiling.

"o-oh..."

"So...date? I still need to show you Star Wars!"

"Not gonna happen, Solace."

"Oh, come on-"