Two bros chillin in a closet zero feet apart cause they totally fucked

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"What are you guys doing in there?" Apollo called.

"Taxes!"
"Drugs!"

"We agreed on Laundry!" Nico whispered loudly. "Well you're the one who said drugs!" Will stage whispered back, voice shrill.

"Will?..." Lester called, sounding more then confused.

Will let out a pained laugh that sounded more like sobbing. "That is my father, di Angelo!" "Get over it, your dads probably fucked lots of dudes in closets" Nico shrugged, standing. "I was talking about the drugs thing but thanks for that image" Will said, voice about ten octaves higher than average, making Nicos ears hurt. Unlike Nico, Will stayed slumped on the ground wearing nothing but his boxers, his shorts halfway down his thighs and shirt abandond somewhere across the small room.

"Are you getting up or?..." Nico asked, pulling his black tee over his head then leaning down to get his pants. "Nico how are you so calm about this?!" Will asked.

"I thought you said people were accepting now? Like you said its fine that we're both guys and its not taboo to have premarital sex now" Nico said standing back up from the crouched posistion he was in to tie his shoes.

"Now you coming or what?" Nico said before letting out a soft chuckle. "Ha...coming."

"Yeah, yeah hold on pretty boy, let me put my shorts on" Will said. Nico chuckled again.

Will tried, he really did but he just couldnt be mad.

"Will...did you um...enjoy??? Yourself???" Lester asked when Will had exited the storage room.

Will decided he could be mortified.



Very mortified.

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