Reader: ...
Me: *Comes in* Is... Is Reader alright?
Everyone: I thought that by now...
Universe: Yeah, that maybe it would be alright...
Reader: ...
Me: Reader? You there?
Reader: ...
Rick: I think it's dead.
Universe & Everyone & Me: *Glares at Rick*
Rick: What? I mean, it's not doing anything...
Me: But the Reader is not an 'it'!
Everyone: Yeah! (Right...?)
Universe: I think so!
Me: I mean, he/she did things that have to include having feelings *Rambles on*...
Reader: *Starts crying*
Everyone: Reader!? You're alright!?
Reader: Even in the darkest times, you four can cheer me up.
Universe & Everyone & Me & Rick & Reader: *Have a party*
Jake's POV
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I think I'm dead...
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Yeah, I'm dead...
Like really dead...
Or to be soon dead...
Because everyone is staring at me...
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Maybe I should back up?
Sure...
5 - 15 minutes ago
And that was when the chaos started.
Powerful beings that were like 10 - 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times stronger than me started yelling and screaming questions at each other. That was more like End screaming who was my mother, and Chaos shouting where End was for the last 5 millennia?
My mom was standing on the side shaking her head in a disapproving way. While Order was nodding with her.
Finally, my mother stepped up.
"Enough! ENOUGH YOU LITTLE SH*TS!!!!!!!" Okay, sorry, but I had to, um... Shorting what she said down and bit (more like by 50 lines).
Well, when she was finished, everyone was looking at her (except for Annabeth who is (sadly) still not dead).
"How dare you speak to me like that! You! You? What? Who are you!??!" End cried. My mom sighed.
"End, you must be a few millennia behind your studies, how about we let Jake explain?".
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Which is how we got here.
With everyone staring at me.
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The New Age
Fanfiction4 years after the battle with Tartarus; the Primordial Council, and the Primordials in it decide that the Gods are bad rulers and decided to wage war against them and create a New Age. A prophecy is issued and the gods and demigods don't know what t...
