the ultimate warrior { danganronpa x reader }

chapter 8

"this looks like a ranch... though there aren't many animals around." nagito started.

and suddenly, usami appeared, "aww...you found it out!"

"you again! seriously, where do you keep appearing from!?" hajime voiced your thoughts.

"i can show up anywhere, anytime! the system allows me to appear anywhere on this island!"

"system? what system?" you questioned.

"uh.... nothing! it's all thanks to this handy-dandy magic stick!"

magic stick? you thought she was just holding that thing around for decoration.

"hmm...still, i am quite troubled... a ranch without any moo-cows is like a soccer team without any balls."

"you might want to rephrase that..."

you chuckled, "got a dirty mind there, nagito?"

he flushed pink and put his arms up in self defense, "..not at all."

after a moment of contemplation, usami began again, "all righty! just leave it to me and my handy-dandy magic stick!"

she turned to a chicken and started chanting and waving her stick around, "bibidi bobidi! bibidi bobidi! bibidibibidi bobidibobidi! bu! turn into a moo-cow!"

and like that, the chicken turned into a large cow.

"...BWHAAAAAAAA-!?" hajime once again successfuly vouded your thoughts.

usami took no notice of the shock, "harumph! a huge success!"

"what the fuck just happened..." you muttered, unnerved by the scene before you.

"y-yeah.. a-a chicken... changed into... a cow!?"

"nah, it's probably some sort of trick or illusion. i bet it was set up before we got here. she was probably trying to make us happy, but... i guess it had the opposite effect on you two."

"i've tried to be accepting of this situation, nagito. b-but you gotta draw the line somewhere."

"...and this is where you draw the line?"

"...yes.."

but not wanting to dwell on the subject anymore, you three head to a cute looking blonde girl.

"squish! squish!"

this girl had a childlike charm to her, making her adorable. but she looked like she was using her entire strength for something on the floor.

hajime was the first to talk, "um, are you okay? i haven't introduced myself, right? my name is hajime hinata..."

"yeah, i'm [y/n] [l/n]!" you tried to be enthusiastic with the smaller girl.

"hmmm? i'm hiyoko saionji! squish! squish!" her cute voice matched her appearance.

she continued pushing her fingers to the floor, what exactly was she doing?

"hiyoko's talent has made her known as the ultimate traditional dancer. as a rookie, the japanese dance industry expects a lot from her. she's already performed overseas many times. it seems her performances are popular among young audiences, which is rare in the japanese dance industry. well, then again, her fans are mostly men."

you couldn't help but scowl, perverted good for nothing men.

"squish! squish!"

"hey, what exactly are you doing?"

"hmmm? i'm squishing!"

"squishing what?"

her face turned dark, "mr. ant, of course. i'm squishing lots of mr. ants."