Writing Randomness (Headcanons, AUs, One-shots, etc)

{Bee Buddies}

It was just a normal, usual day in Pogtopia. Wilbur was MIA, Techno was farming potatoes, and two children were screaming about a little black-and-yellow stripped bug.

"Tubbo, for the sake of Pogtopia, would you shut up!?" Tommy threw his apple at Tubbo, smacking the boy in the back of his head.

"Ow! What was that for!?" Tubbo stood from his position of looking inside a chest, rubbing the back of his head and facing Tommy.

"You keep talking about the f*cking bees, Big T! Would you just shut up!?"

"They're just so cute..." Tubbo turned back to the chest and to rummaging through it, Tommy swatting at the bee hovering near his head.

"Don't!" Tubbo yelled at his friend, turning around again to face Tommy, "it only aggravates them-"

"Well I don't give a sh*t."

The bee wasn't liking the boy in front of him. He was being mean and hitting him with his hand. So the next time Tommy swiped at the bee, it turned around and stung Tommy's palm with its stinger.

"WHAT THE F*CK!!!" he yelled, grabbing at his right hand with his left. Before the bee had a chance to retaliate, Tommy opened the nearest chest, shoving the bee in and closing the lid.

"Tommy- Tommywhatareyoudoing-" Tears started streaming down Tubbo's face as he watched his best friend throw the chest through Pogtopia's nether portal. "NOOO!!!!" Dropping what he was doing, Tubbo jumped up, shouldering past Tommy and running into the portal.

-~-

Honey. That was the first thing that Tubbo could smell before he opened his eyes.

Then the earthiness of a jungle started kicking in.

He heard the sound of lots of bees. Loads of bees.

Tubbo sat up, opening his eyes. 'Hadn't I just gone through a nether portal-' Looking around, he heard the sound of rockets. Not the big fireworks that were common on his server, but the little ones that helped propel elytra.

Thinking nothing of it, he stood up, looking all around him; there was a massive honey farm running down either side of the corridor he was in. A HONEY FARM. FULL OF BEES. His mouth dropped wide open, his jaw practically dislocating itself, eyes wide and sparkling with joy.

Tubbo was so lost in awe that he didn't notice when two people came up behind him and one asked, "Who are you?"

-~-

Keralis has just been flying to meet Xisuma at the concrete maker like normal, but something moving in Xisuma's base caught his attention. Speeding off to meet with the admin, Keralis started getting worried that something wrong had happened. His suspicions were confirmed as a ping rang from his communicator.

<Tubbo_ has joined the game.>

<Keralis1> almost to the concrete maker Shishwamy. Think I saw something at your base

<Grian> wait don't I know that name from somewhere?

<Xisuma> meet me at my base Keralis. :-)

<BdoubleO100> WHAT!?

Keralis turned his happy little bee butt around and returned to Xisuma's base. He waited on the top of the iron tower, looking out over the horizon for the Voidling.

Eventually, Xisuma came into view, zooming past Keralis, the second man in mention following after him.

They soon came to X's base where a boy stood, looking around in awe at the bee-themed base.

-~-

#AllHailPresidentTubbo #November16th

The OG message from when this was started back around the first November 16th:

Ok ok, y'all are welcome to yell at me about me writing something about the Dream SMP in this book, but let me remind you that it DOES include the Hermits.

...Also it was just adorable so how can you yell at me?

Also yelling wouldn't really do anything... y'know, me being an Author and Watcher and all-

The new message:

BEEEEEE BOISSSS

The second new message:

This is just- insanely sad now-

The third and final message:

pian

Aaaaaaaaand I'm not writing anymore. Feel free to adopt this concept and ping me if you write it!

-M <3