Just as the last sentence left his mouth (Y/N) heard the familiar voice of someone who is too nice to scold someone.
"(Y/N) what have I told you about swearing over and over again?"-said Eve.
Throwing the covers off him (Y/N) sat up, swivelled his feet to the ground and began rubbing his eyes.
"That it is 'not acceptable for someone my age' and 'I better not hear it again or you shall be grounded for a week'"-Y/N) said in what he considered to be a pretty good impression of his mum.
"Even though I've never had to take that threat seriously"-(Y/N) said looking up at his mum after finally rubbing the sleep out his (E/C).
"What have I told you about impressions as well?"-said Eve growing noticeably more irritated.
"Are you seriously going to make me repeat myself every single day?"-inquired (Y/N).
"Will you stop swearing?"-asked Eve in her trademark 'I win you lose' voice.
"Fair enough"-(Y/N) barely had enough energy and basically just sighed this out.
"Good, now get your uniform on and come down for breakfast.Your brother's are already down there and I'm just going to get your sister"-Eve said while closing his door over halfway.
"Fridays, the best day of the week"-(Y/N) once again sighing out.
Clambering out of his bed fully (Y/N) quickly making it and after taking the extra 5 seconds to smooth out his (F/C) sheets he began to get dressed.
Walking to his wardrobe (Y/N) lazily extended his arm reaching for the handle when it seemingly opened itself, the door swinging open slowly.(Y/N) looked upon the pine wardrobe and simply stated,
"Quit doing that unless you want me to take an axe to your doors."
It happened everyday this week and was beginning to annoy (Y/N) as he couldn't figure out for the life of him what has causing this.Realising he was talking to an ordinary pine wardrobe (Y/N) lightly banged his head against the door and began putting on his clothes.
Grabbing his school bag and shoes (Y/N) opened his door and walked onto the landing.Walking towards the stairs (Y/N) felt an odd sense of danger, bracing himself before feeling a hand grab his (H/C) hair and pull it.
"Morning lil' bro!"-said Claire in her trademark overly enthusiastic yell.
"Would you mind releasing my hair from your hands, those long arse nails are about to scalp me"-(Y/N) once again sighed.
"Say sorry about the nails remark then, say the magic word"-said Claire in the most obvious threateningly sweet 'I'm going to kill you voice'.
"For GOD'S SAKE"-(Y/N) exclaimed.
He swung his empty book bag into Claire's chin lightly grazing it causing her to fall over backwards and making her yell.
"Ooh did I make you mad"-teased Claire before seeing (Y/N)'s angry face.Knowing (Y/N) isn't really himself in the mornings she decided to get up and simply walk down the stairs.
"15 and she still acts like a toddler"-said Adam.
(Y/N) turned to the enormous figure of Adam.Brown hair as well as brown facial hair, emerald green eyes, well over 6'3 and a slight gut.You could easily mistake him to be the authority figure in the house but you'd be sorely mistaken.The man's a giant teddy bear.
"Your daughter your fault"-said (Y/N).
"Your also my son but your more mature than her ten times over at 11"-complained Adam as they began to walk down the stairs.
"Oh yeah it's my birthday isn't it"-remembered (Y/N).
Adam stopped dead in his tracks put on a face of false surprise and stuttered out,
"Wait what"
"That hasn't worked in me in what 3 years?"-mentioned (Y/N).
"Yeah but it was funny the first few times"-chortled Adam .
"What seeing your son cry after making him think you forget his birthday, real funny one dad"-said (Y/N) as they finally reached the bottom of the stairs.
As they both did Adam spun around pulling (Y/N) into a lung flattening hug.
"I love you son"-smiled Adam
"I know"-stated (Y/N)
Adam began to pull (Y/N) even closer in enough for (Y/N) to feel the lungs being ripped of any air.
"Love you too dad"
Dropping (Y/N) to his feet Adam spun around again and began walking off to the kitchen, (Y/N) stopping to undo the newly made creases on his dark blue jumper.
After losing the battle of creases (Y/N) walked in to the kitchen and covered his ears.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"-yelled 5 voices that got mixed with each other.
There they stood: Adam in his all enormous glory, Eve with her warm smile and (E/C) eyes (the same as (Y/N)'s) glinting back at him.Claire with half a piece of toast with jam in her and with the other half in her mouth,her brown hair reflecting the sunlight in an almost brown-haired angle manner.Then Ben and Tom grinning like clowns beginning their annual birthday routine.
"Oh my lord if it pleases you may we hand your gifts to you?"-begged the idiots in a jester-like voice.
"It pleases your lord"-replied (Y/N) in a noble-like voice.
"Oh we thank you your lordship"-said the twins before attempting to hoist (Y/N) on their shoulders.
Of course like every year since, this was quickly shut down by (Y/N) remembering his 8th birthday.
He was given his usually gifts: a (F/C) hoodie as he was always out growing it, an array of long sleeved shirts and t-shirts (all different colours and also only given because of (Y/N) outgrowing the old ones) and finally a notebook with a pad lock and key.
"Dad feels you've grown secretive and you don't talk to us about your 'inner most feelings' so he bought you this to basically talk to"-said Claire after finishing her toast, of course having crumbs and jam around her mouth.
"Cheers"-said (Y/N) will running his finger down the front of the notebook, along the words 'Property of (Y/N) (L/N)'.
"Our lord has bestowed a most high honour upon you, a 'cheers', kneel before him peasant"-exclaimed the twins.
"Be silent jesters"-commanded (Y/N).
This was followed by Ben and Tom kneeling at his feet their emerald eyes grinning up at (Y/N) between their (H/C) ,the same as Eve's and (Y/N)'s.
"That's enough, eat your breakfast you lot then hurry the bus (pointing to the twins and Claire) and you to work (pointing to Adam) "-Eve said putting on her stern voice.
"(Y/N) you want a lift to school"-asked Adam
"Nah it's alright, not that long of a walk is it"-mumbled (Y/N) with a mouth full of his (F/BC).
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The Philosopher's Stone (Hermione Granger X Male Reader Insert)
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) led an ordinary life until he was told he was a wizard. Since then (Y/N) would begin many adventures, make many friends and would discover his true place in the world. Are you ready to take this journey? Time to get emotional. Hello to a...
