ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕥, ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕞 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗

Discord Chaos [Ranboo + Tubbo]

Ranboo face cam was spooookkyyy- Steve Harrington lookin mf /j

Pronouns: they/them

You were currently in a call with two of your closest online friends, Tubbo and Ranboo. They set up a quick talent show on Discord and you were also apart of it. You jumped around a bit [in Minecraft, of course] and waited for the event to start, checking Discord on your second monitor.

"When are we gonna start?" You groaned, leaning back in your chair as you waited.

"Hold on."

"But why-" you cut yourself off and stared at Discord, looking at the male whom you had known for, you'd say, four months. "You look like Steve Harrington." Tubbo laughed as you raised your eyebrows.

"I-" Ranboo huffed put his hands up, "that's it. I'm gone, this is the end of my career, [Y/N]. I'm disappointed that you'd say that." He got up from his chair, though he quickly sat back down, "It's cold and I'm not going anywhere because I'm a gamer."

"Ranboo, I'm so sorry-" you laughed, "on another note, you look like one of my classmates." You shrugged stretching in your chair as the other two went silent.

"What do you look like again?" You sighed and turned on your camera, allowing the stream a good look at your pajama clad form. "Why are you in your pajamas?"

"I wasn't expecting to turn on my face cam. Plus, look," you pushed your chair back and stood up, showing off your onesie, "I am Monokuma."

"You're stealing my brand!"

"I'm not stealing your brand, nerd! Take it back or I'm suing!"

"Never- oh wait, you really look familiar."

"Are you two classmates or something? Cause this is getting awkward really quick."

After a moment, you nodded before turning off your camera.

"Can confirm, we are classmates." You stated, crossing your arms as you flipped your hood over your head. Ranboo raised his hand and nodded.

"Vouch."

"Okay. I'm expecting some weird cliche love story now. I don't know why," you gagged.

"Ew, no. He's my classmate. However, can I swoon/admire?" Ranboo groaned at your joke [was it even a joke?] and you chortled.

"You, and you specifically, can't because of that. Now go commit lego step."

"Anything for you," you continued laughing as you got up.

"Where are you going?" Tubbo called as you pulled off your headphones.

"To the store to get some legos." In the channel, a message from Ranboo made you snicker.

SIMP.

:] look who's talking <3
Talk to me when you have your own legos.
Peasant.
And I'm stealing your brand, have a good day.

//

"Why is Ranboo speaking kazoo language?" You yawned as Tubbo kicked the contestant out of the vc.

"ITs stUcK iN My MoUTh!" You barely managed to make out and you winced. That didn't sound pleasant. Despite the situation, you began laughing, nearly slamming your forehead on your desk.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" You wheezed through your laughter.

"I DOnt KnoW!" He let out a few strangled kazoo noises, causing you to choke.

"This is chaos- oh, I think [Y/N]'s dying."

"YOU-" you coughed out, "you th-think?" You patted your chest, letting out a few muffled coughs before sighing.

"Hey, Ranboo, is the kazoo finally out?" Ranboo muted and you gulped, choking down your laughter as your shoulders shook.

"Hey, a Tubbo, since Ranboo's muted, can you kick him out of the call?"

"You know what, sure." You cheered and clapped loudly, pulling out your own kazoo to replicate that one vine. You know the one. "If you get that stuck in your mouth, I'm kicking you out, too."

Let me back in please
Please
PLEASE
THE KAZZOOS OUT OF MY MOUTJ
I DONT BAVE TO WORRYL
PLEASE
I BEG
ILL LET YOU SWOON AND ADMIRE JUST PLEAS ELET ME BACK IN.

"Tubbo, can we let him back in?"

"Is anything in it for me?" The teen asked back. You pondered on it for a moment before shrugging.

"You get clout."

"That's enough for me."