Hercwich (Hercules mulligan x sandwich)

chapter five

Alexdre's pov

"WHAT THE BURNT CRISP DIDDLY DODDLEY DOODLEY DONKEY LAMS HERCING HECKING BEEF JERKY BONES WITH KITTENS THAT WERE BURNT IN A THICC LAYER OF LAVA THAT WAS DEVOURED BY CHICKEN NUGGETS IS GOING ON HERE!" alex yelled at herc as he entered the Room. How could he?

He was making out with sandwichy. He had betrayed Lafayette and me. My boyfriend john stood beside me awkwardly

"Umm I didnt expect you to come here" Hercules said with the grossest tone in his voice.

"BULL. SHARK"
(haha no swearing for you )

Hercules and alex were having a stare off before alex suddenly had his legs grow 14 stories high. He smashed through the ceiling and Hercules was intimidated. As soon as alex realized Hercules had become afraid he shrunk to his normal size.

"Explain yourself" john said in a crusty voice. He was clearly angry at herc as well.

"I have cheated on Lafayette with a sandwich" Hercules said with a sad voice. You could tell he was sad because his face looked like a smushed cheeto when he showed emotions.

John got aggressive. He flung himself across the room. He flailed and floated and smashed all of Hercules belongings in the process.

Once john was finished he stomped violently over to Hercules. The stomps busted through the ground leaving holes.

"YOU WILL REGRET HARMING MY FRONCH BAGUETTE" john screamed with the voice of a disgusted Angelica whom had just read a chapter of her book common sense.

John proceeded to take his smooth, moist hand and slam it against Hercules face. The slam was so hard it knocked Hercules to the ground. HAHA THAT PATHETIC HORSE FUCKER.

Hercules groaned but john screeched with the power of 1862684 Angelicas and Eliza's angerly burning all paper in sight whilst simultaneously singing congratulations.

"HERCULES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BAD HERCULES
STUPID BAD" and after was quiet for just a moment. Then came another screech and john grabbed me and flung me violently out the door while following after.

Alex was perplexed