Hercwich (Hercules mulligan x sandwich)

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Lafayette's pov

It has been three weeks since I ate that sandwich and my love hercy still hasn't arrived to confess his love to me. I feel disappointed. He should have realized by now that I am the only person that he will ever love.

That dosen't matter. He will arrive soon. I know he will.

-knock knock-

:O

I am shookith

I'm so happy!

He actually came for me!

I ran to the entrance to the cave.

"HERCY I MISSED Y-
Your not hercy
What are you doing here demon child?"

Instead of my love at the door it was the pathetic sandwich's creation. Why?

"GOO GOO GA GA" the child said in an ominous tone as they flung their head around

"Uhhhh are you okay"

"POTATO CHIP" the child yelled as they smashed their head into me. They are a pretty powerful child. I left an indent in the stone wall.

I grabbed a baguette and was about to chop off the child's arm when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I saw a hand

:)