(Chapter six)
John's pov
He was walking hastily down the hall like the power bottom he was. My boyfriend Alexander was right by my side. Today was special. We were going to go to Hercules house.
We went to Hercules house every week but today was special because it was the first day they weren't going to have sex in the bathroom while Hercules and Lafayette slept.
They arrived at the door and entered. John was in shock. I dont think alex saw it through his shock but Hercules was holding the sandwich so lovingly. John watched in the few seconds as the ingredients smothered Hercules fingers.
John was mad. But he was contemplating weather or not to kill herc for cheating on Lafayette.
Alex spoke up first
"WHAT THE BURNT CRISP DIDDLY DODDLEY DOODLEY DONKEY LAMS HERCING HECKING BEEF JERKY BONES WITH KITTENS THAT WERE BURNT IN A THICC LAYER OF LAVA THAT WAS DEVOURED BY CHICKEN NUGGETS IS GOING ON HERE!" He yelled.
John was fueling his anger while alex and Hercules were talking
His peggy side of the brain was telling him to hurt Hercules badly but keep him alive, his Angelica side was telling him to grab a chair and brutality murder Hercules with it and his smol bean eliza side was telling him to stay calm.
He chose the only reasonable awnser. The peggy side.
"Explain yourself" he said first. Angerly obeying the smol bean.
"I cheated on Lafayette with a sandwich" Hercules said with an akward smooshed cheeto sad face. This angered john more
He snapped suddenly like a twig being twisted awkwardly by two sausagey human hands.
He started to angerly fling himself across the room. He was in an angry rage and was twisting around swiftly like slime. His twistyness suddenly came to a halt whence he realized all of Hercules belongings in the current location were yeetus deletused.
John stopped mid air and slammed himself back on the floor leaving a ver noticable large hole. I made my way over to Hercules. I left large holes in the ground from my harmful stomps and everyone had noticed.
The fear in Hercules and the sandwich was very obvious as John smashed his way over to them.
John felt anger rush up him and his angry peggy side of the brain exploded
"YOU WILL REGRET HARMING MY FRONCH BAGUETTE" I screeched. I could hear the glass shards shatter more from the noise i had produced.
My pocket that held my slapping hand twitched slightly from the anger within the hand. John removed his noticeably smooth and moist hand from his rough damp pant hole and raised it.
My hand slammed down upon Hercules with what felt like the power of the entire Hamilton cast x 100 000 00 fully grown trees that contained evan hansen.
John watched as his slap caused Hercules to plummet to the floor. He groaned weakly and john felt more power arise.
john then proceeded to screech his battle screech with the power of 1862684 Angelicas and Eliza's angerly burning all paper in sight whilst simultaneously singing congratulations. This caused everyone in the area (including john and the sandwich) to jump slightly.
"HERCULES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BAD HERCULES
STUPID" john screeched with power.
He then forcefully grabbed his boyfriend and yeeted him out the doorway. Hercules should be ashamed. His boyfriend looked slightly in pain but john wasnt worried. He had put alex in more pain before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
John then raged out the room in anger.
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Hercwich (Hercules mulligan x sandwich)
FanfictionHercules mulligan has a boyfriend Lafayette BUT THEN A SMEXY SANDWICH ENTERS HIS LIFE WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT (Completed The sequel is hercwichayette)
