Hercwich (Hercules mulligan x sandwich)

chapter one

It was a normal day for herc
It was sunny outside
The wind was blowing through the open window
He had just fucked his boyfriend

Yup

A normal day

Hercules went to the kitchen to obtain some SCRUMPTIOUS baguettes that Lafayette had bought but then he saw it

It was a sandwich

Usually Hercules would instantly gobble down the sandwich whole but this one-

Hercules felt a slight blush grow on his face as he examined the sandwich. It was... beautiful

The way the bread was shaped, the shiny strawberry jam leaking out the sides, the way the sandwich looked so cold.

"Hercules why is it taking you so long to get breakfast ready?" He heard from the dinner table

Yuck

Herc's boyfriend could not compare to his new love. The sandwich.

"It will be ready in a minute honey!" Herc said sweetly

Honey didnt fit laf anymore
The only thing that should be his date is the majestic sandwich that the rough fridge contains.

I will see you later sandwichy
Hercs last thoughts were before he felt a sharp pain in his leg...