Hercwich (Hercules mulligan x sandwich)

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-toimeskop-

Hercs pov

Mah wiafu is perfectly fine
She hasn't been shot again
That is gud

It had been a few weeks since this had happened. That was a weird incident.
Who would want to kill my perfect wife.

I entered the house. I had just got back from werk

*Moan*

Wtf was that. I smashed myself into the room using my toes and caught my wife in bed with...

AARON BURR TRUMP AND SHREK!

-le sob-
"How could you do this sandwichy" I asked. My sadness consumed the area

"Ur stoopid and weak so I had a foursome and chetted on you"