Turtle dare

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Turtle: no
C.l: ya have to
Turtle: * sighs* fine
Swan: hey turtle want to go play games with ice cream?
Turtle: ... I can't
Swan: why
Turtle: * tells swan the situation he's in*
Swan: oh... ok well I'll go leave so you don't have to be a jerk to me * leaves*
Turtle: * walks around*
Dragon: * sees turtle* oh hey turtle
Turtle: hello there my best friend
Dragon: I'm your be- wait... I thought you hated my guts.
Turtle: I still do * walks away*
Ken: hey Jessie
Turtle: don't Ken just don't
Ken: why?
Turtle: because.
Ken: .... ok * walks away happily*
Turtle: there's something seriously wrong with him...
Whatchamacallit: * is talking with thingamajig and broccoli because surprisingly they are family*
Turtle: what a weird family * in head* I don't mean it
Broccoli: we know 😐
Whatchamacallit: I mean my brother is thingamajig and our uncle is broccoli.
Thingamajig: which wouldn't make sense to anyone who doesn't know who we are
Turtle: * in head* I'm getting lectured on this?!? * walks away*
Baby alien: * sees turtle* hi
Turtle: ok I have a question.
Baby alien: what is it?
Turtle: is your mom alien or something like bruh so many fans have this question
Baby alien: actually, she's my older sister. I also have an older brother.
Turtle: who is he?
Baby alien: astronaut. He's the middle child.
Turtle: oh nice * goes back to c.l.* end this torcher
C.l.: nope * leaves*
Turtle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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