Fuck the pigs pt 1

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Raccoon drags me in to his mom's room" mom she need a makeover" his mom comes out with tall leather boots on and ripped jeans with alot of patchs on it and a ripped shirt that says gross cult on the back and alot of band all over it I'm going to guess its his dads shirt "why dont you wear my leather you would look good in it" his mom hands me a leather jacket with paint and patchs all over it" how do I look mom" we both turn around to her bathroom and raccoon is wear a skirt with his battle vest "just like your dad" ok but like why does he look so good in a skirt" your a goof" his mom and him walk to the kitchen "why the fuck is there pants in my freezer" raccoons mom grabs raccoons pants from him "I put your pants in the freezer so they are somewhat clean" what the hell did I just hear pants in freezer "it freezes thw bacteria so they don't stink" raccoon takes off the skirt and puts his pants on" boy why do you have your moms stuff on "raccoon grabs a Mike hard" thats where your wrong its my dads" raccoons step dad trys to grab the mike out of raccoons hand" fuck off pig this is my house I will do what ever I want to do" raccoon walks back in to his moms room" so I say we put you in my moms old docks and you wear her fish nets with booty shorts" I look at his as he picks out stuff for me to wear" and I say you wear my mom's bridge city siners shirt and her leather and"he runs in circles trying to find something" mooooooommmmmm.....
Never mind" he picks up a banndana and puts it under my hair and ties it on top of my head" fuck yeah dog" he runs out of her room up the stairs" you look good Brooke" his mom says to me as raccoon comes running down the stairs with a vest on and a pair of red docks" lets go kill some Nazis" his mom smiles as she sees her boy with his dads docks on and his crust punk patchs and his vest and his bright green Mohawk up" I missed you boy" he walks in to the fridge and grabs another mike" how the fuck did you drink that fast" I say as we walk out the door" it comes natural
At the show
Every one is going to be happy to see you" his mom says to him as we pull up to a big house "are you ready to party" he gets out of his truck" RACOOON" this girl with this lether vest that only goes around her chest comes running at raccoon" darling you look so much like your father" the woman goes over to his mom and hugs her" honey what was you thinking being with a pig" raccoons mom laughs "I no sweet heart I'm not really with the pig I'm just here for the money I have never slept with him I said I wanted to wait intel marriage, between me and you I dont like men anymore I think cult was the last men I will ever love" raccoon looks at his mom than at me then the woman im going to guess is skunk I mean the hair kinda gives it away" my mom is a lesbain, good going dad" raccoon says to the sky laughing" a lady with a leather jacket filled with spikes and pants that looked like they was being held on by dental floss?" Roxy baby" raccoon looks at his mom and starts laughing harder" my mo mom is is with Roxy" he falls over from laughing" how old are you miss England" raccoons mom looks at her son dieing of laughter" 36" raccoon gets up" and Roxy is 31" raccoon looks at Roxy" the fuck you look younger than that" skunk hits raccoon on the back of his head" the fuck skank" raccoon takes off as fast as he can" your dead trash" she runs after him" you must be Brooke" Roxy puts her arm around me and holds raccoons moms hand" you are lucky to have a crush on a boy like him" I look at her with surprise eyes" so how did you and raccoons mom met" she smirks" you mean Georgia" I nod my head before I feel my feet go off the ground" you can't hid behind your girlfriend forever" I blush hearing that" you son of a bitch" I get thrown in to Roxy as she grabs me" let's go inside before you become a shield" I walk inside with them in to a house filled with rockers and punks and metal heads" ok ok I'm done" raccoon and skunk run up behind us" is that a emo I see" raccoon and skunk walk over to a group of emos I'm going to guess "how old are you maggets" the emos give them a dirty look" no of your ploblom" raccoon lights a fag" it is my ploblom kids this is my punk show" the emo kids get cocky" you know what maggets" skunk and raccoon and a dude with face tattoos grab the kids and throw them in the most pit" WHO THE FUCK AM I" raccoon yells as he gets on stage" RACCOON RACCOON" everybody yells. "lets go get you drinks before your boy toy gets crazy" i still had no idea what they was talking about him getting crazy like this boy is crazy but thats normal for him ''Brooke long time no see '' i turn to see a beautiful girl with long black and pink dreads and many face piercings " um im sorry do i know you" i asked " omg im sorry girl my names is cody" racoons mom walks over to us" cody your so fucking stunting" racooon comes flying out of no where grabing her off her feet" you look so good im proud of you" racoon looks at my confused face" do you remember the guy that had face piercing that dressed like a clown, this is her" racoon puts her down so his mom can hug her " so fuck off racoon us girls are going to find everyone so we get this show started"raccoon holds up a beer and cigarette walking in to the dark warehouse only small light lighting it up

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