The New Guy - Loona x Male Reader

The Plan

Upon opening the door to the I.M.P. lobby, you can see Blitzo sitting at Loona's desk, anxiously staring down at the telephone.

He looks up at you and Loona, giving a big sigh of relief. "Oh, thank fuck you guys are here..."

"Why, what's going on?" you ask him.

"I may have- you know what, nevermind. Just... pretend to be me!"

"Wait, what?" you ask in complete confusion.

A window suddenly bursts open from behind you, and a female, red-colored demon with short blonde hair and wings suddenly flies inside and lands on the floor.

"Alright, who's the manager here!?" she screeches.

Blitzo jumps behind the table and hides, pointing a finger at you. "Uh... he is!"

Despite the insanity of the situation, you do as he asked and awkwardly clear your throat. "Yes, um... what seems to be the problem, ma'am?"

The demon scoffs at you, rolling her eyes. "The manager's a human? Don't make me laugh. Who's the real one in charge of this shithole!?"

Loona drops her bags to the floor, walking up to the demon and standing at your side.

"That would be me." she says. "Is everything okay?"

The demon glares at her. "No, everything is not 'okay'. Your secretary over there called me a BITCH over the phone!"

Loona looks back for a second at her father, who is still cowering behind her desk in fear.

She turns back to the demon and smirks, saying "Well, maybe you should stop acting like one."

The winged demon gasps. "Excuse me!?"

"You heard me." Loona says, staring her down. "I'm not going to let some random bitch like you break into my business and harass my employees."

Clearly taken aback by the confrontation, the female demon backs a few steps away from her.

"I... guess I'll have to take my business elsewhere then!" she says, before diving out the open window and flying away.

Wow. You knew that Loona was never one to back down from a fight, but you had no idea it would be so easy for her to take control of the situation like that.

Blitzo slowly looks up from underneath the table. "Is she g-g-gone?"

Loona sighs, turning back to face him. "Yeah Dad. She's gone."

"Thank God..." he mutters, slowly standing back up. "How the Hell did you do that, anyway?"

"It's not exactly my first time dealing with a Karen like that." she says. "It's... kind of my job, you know?"

"Reminds me of when I worked in customer service. Black Friday was the worst!" you say.

Moxxie and Millie suddenly sprint into the room.

"Sir, are you okay!? Did something just break?" Moxxie asks, frantically looking around the room.

"I'm fine. No thanks to you, Moxxie." he grumbles. "I just had to deal with another pissed off client, that's all."

"But you didn't even do anythin-" you begin to say, before Loona taps your shoulder and leans close to your ear.

"Dad likes to take credit for stuff like that, so just let him. It makes him happy." she whispers.

You nod and say "You uh... sure showed her, Boss!"

"Thanks, (Y/N)!" he smiles, before turning back to Moxxie and Millie.