Say what!?

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"Yo shalanadandala you better wake you ghetto butt up"

"Shut up mom before I shove my bloody tampon down your throat"
I scream fiercely.

Suddenly i Hear stomping and my mom picks me ups and tosses me out the window and I land on the ground two stories down with out a scratch.. #bookstho

I wip out my phone and take a selfie and post it on Instagram with the tags: #justfelloutwindow #ilovechu #hashtag #wheresatamponwhenuneed1
And I send it haha.

Whatever I walk down the street and see harry styles!!!! OMG

"Your my boyfriend now" I scream and grab his hands and walk with him.

"Huh okay"
"I love chu" I smile at him.
He gasps "I luv chu too"
Then we kiss and when we pull away he was like " why does your mouth taste like blood and fish?"