Say what!?

7

"Me gusta" harry says and licks the remaining 'Hawaiian punch' off his lips.

Okee this is weird I thought I was gumna have to kill him. Dang my bat really needs a face friend.

"Really?no joke homie?"

"No joke go make me more woman"

"Hooker chu Betta say puh-lease"I snap my fingers in a X not a Z cuz I cool.

"Ugh puh-leeeeaaaaseeee"
He rolls his eyes and I go to the kitchen.

When I get my tampin I scream so loud a bird flew into thy window.

"Wut wut" harry runs in the kitchen and slips on the floor and hits his head.
He groaned in pain.

" ugh this ain't about chu harrah stop bein a baby " i roll my eyes as he stands up.

"Wuts wrong"

I hold in a cry " my tampin"

-dramatic silence-

"It's clean!!!!"

-dramatic gasp-

"OHHH no... Wait wut that mean?"he stupidly asked me.

"My period it's over !!!!!!" I cry and hold the tampin close to me and then black out.

-.-.-.-.-
Nu my nu nu nu nu nu my my nu nu my nu my nu nu BATMAN
-.-.-.-.

I wake up in a hospital.

I look over to see harrah sitting there stupidly.

"U is awake !?"

"Ugh what do you think boo boo"
I roll my eyes and look away from him.

The doctor comes in.

"Well miss" he looks down at the clip board " I have some important news"

-dramatic silence -

-dramatic cliff hanger-