Hey, Did You Know? (Sakusa Kiyoomi x OC)

Four

Mr. Germaphobe

Tuesday 2:40 AM

Hey, did you know that butterflies taste with

their hind feet?

Wake the fuck up bitch.

Mr. Germaphobe

What is your thing with fun

facts?

Mr. Germaphobe

Also why the fuck are you still up?

Well I finally finished my homework

about and hour ago, and have spent

that past hour trying to sleep though

my efforts seem to be fruitless. 😣😞

Mr. Germaphobe

And you just HAD to wake me too.

Of course, love. You have to suffer with me. 😈

I would have texted my best friend but

that mother fucker can sleep through

a fucking tornado I swear. 10/10 does

give good cuddles though.

Mr. Germaphobe

Is that the only reason you keep your

best friend around? Good cuddles?

Nah if I was in it for the cuddles I'd

be best friends with his twin's best

friend. Suna gives the all time best

cuddles. If only he wasn't such a

'Tsun 'Tsun.

Mr. Germaphobe

Suna? Twin? Oh don't tell me your

best friend is Miya Atsumu.

The one and only (:

Mr. Germaphobe

For God's sake...

By your response I can only assume

you have the displeasure of knowing

him?

Mr. Germaphobe

Yep.

Mr. Germaphobe

I don't know how you put up with him,

honestly.

He's not all that bad really. Us sad

bitches gotta stick together, you know?

Mr. Germaphobe

Are you an extrovert too then?

Oh God no I don't know how Atsumu

does it.

Honestly if it wasn't for 'Tsumu I probably

wouldn't have any friends.

Lmao I don't get out a lot.

Mr. Germaphobe

Me either.

I think I'm finally starting to feel

tired. 🥱 Thanks hoe.

Mr. Germaphobe

Sure I guess Germ. Please try to

refrain from texting me at 2am

next time.

No promises.🤞😘