Mr. Germaphobe
Tuesday 8:30 Pm
Hey, did you know that male seahorses
carry eggs and not the females??
I swear to God if I don't pass this test
tomorrow Imma be beat.
Mr. Germaphobe
Maybe instead of texting me you
should be... I don't know... Studying
or something?
Omg Sakusa I didn't know you were
capable of making jokes!
You did it once. Now never do it again (:
Mr. Germaphobe
You are an asshole.
I know. It keeps me up at night.
Anyways I've already studied a bunch.
Mr. Germaphobe
Then you should be fine.
Mr. Germaphobe
Speaking of studying. You're fluent in English,
yes?
Omg no way.
Are you Sakusa (insert first name) asking
me for help with English?
Mr. Germaphobe
Alright alright don't let it get to
your head.
It already has.
I'm an Oikawa (not by blood but)
are you kidding??
Mr. Germaphobe
Did you just indirectly insult your cousin?
Yes, yes I did.
Facetime hoe?
Mr. Germaphobe
Sigh. Fine I guess.
You did not-
You did not just type out "sigh"
over text.
Mr. Germaphobe
Get your eyes checked bitch because
I most definitely did.
Mr. Germaphobe
What's taking so long?
Okay calling now!
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