Mr. Germaphobe
Friday 10:46 PM
Hey, did you know that dolphins
sleep with one eye closed
and only half of their brain
at a time?
Mr. Germaphobe
Where do you even get all
these facts from?
That's for me to know,
and for you to not find
out 😉
Mr. Germaphobe
I think I just threw up a little
bit.
😑
Do you believe in any
conspiracy theories?
Mr. Germaphobe
Not really, I mean they're fun
to think about, but I believe I'd
call myself more of a realist.
Mr. Germaphobe
What about you?
😼 Glad you asked
You see I have this
crazy idea that mermaids
do indeed exist.
I mean it's not technically
a conspiracy I don't think
but same idea lmao
Mr. Germaphobe
Enlighten me I guess.
Well my first idea
has to do with
evolution and how
it says we came
from fish? Yeah
well what if as we
went from fish to
human we were like
part fish part human
at one point?
Oh btw I mean more like
siren mermaids than
Ariel type mermaids.
Mr. Germaphobe
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