Six (A Multifandom Retelling)

Ex-Boyfriends

Luka: Dumped

Alois: Ruined

Adrien: Abandoned

Ron: Dumped

Shinji: Forced

Ciel: Survived

Luka: And tonight we are

[All:]

Live

Luka: Listen up, let me tell you a story

Alois: Some stories that you think

You've heard before

Adrien: We know you know our names

And our fame and our faces

Ron:

Know all about the glories

And the disgraces

Shinji:

I'm done 'cause all this time

I'm seen as just a sentence and a stupid rhyme

(Get in the Eva, Shinji)

Ciel:

So I picked up a pen and a microphone

[All:]

History's about to get overthrown

Luka, bored:

Dumped

Alois, also bored: Ruined

Adrien, sounding not as genuine: Abandoned

Ron, rolling his eyes: Dumped

Shinji, rubbing his head in pain:

Forced

Ciel, sounding bemused: Survived

[All:]

But just for you tonight

We're dumped, ruined

LIVE!

Welcome to the show

To the historemix

Switching up the flow

As we add the prefix

Everybody knows that

We used to be six boy-friends

Raising up the roof

Till we hit the ceiling

Get ready for the truth

That we'll be revealing

Everybody knows

That we used to be six boyfriends

...but now we're ex-boyfriends

[Luka:]

All you ever hear

And watch

[Alois:]

Is our ex and the way it ended

[Adrien:]

But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

[Ron:]

You're gonna find out

How we got our relationships ended

[Shinji:]

Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice

'Cause we're taking you to court

[Ciel:]