We're alone now (Five x reader) (Completed)

Family Reunion

Five Pov

"What are you doing?" Luther asked. Was he always this annoying?

"Making a sandwich, do you know how long it's been since I've eaten solid food?" I spat.

I glance up at Luther, only to notice that he looks like his head has been shrunken, he looked so out of proportion. "You look ridiculous by the way."

Luther ignored me, "It's been 22 years, Five, where have you been?"

I pick up two slices of bread and place them on a chopping board, "It's been a lot longer than that."

I walked over to the fridge and fished out some peanut butter.

"What happened to you?" Vanya asked, concerned. Out of all these assholes, she's the only one i liked.

"What do you think happened? I decided to test the limits of my time jumping, see how far i could go, turns out, pretty far."

I turned towards Luther and space jumped through him.

"Haven't missed that." He said sarcastically.

I reached for the marshmallows that were on the top shelf, but... i couldn't reach them so Luther got them down for me. How embarrassing. I muttered a thank you, and get back to my sandwich. (I know this isn't in the actual show, but how cute would this beeeeee!!!!!!)

"Dad always warned me not to go too far into the future. This time, he was right." I took a bite of my peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich, I instantly felt a bit of warmth after all these years without normal food, "Christ, i needed that."

I caught Allison staring at me, confusion evident on her face, "How did you get back?" She asked.

"By projecting my consciousness backwards into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists in every possible instance of time." I said.

"That makes no sense"

I looked at Diego, "It would if you were smarter."

Diego lunged towards me, but Luther held him back. I just stared at him, unamused.

"How long did it take to figure that out?" Allison asked.

"Uhhh... 45 years, give or take."

"You're fifty-eight?"

"My consciousness is fifty-eight. My physical form is still thirteen. Y/n always told me the equations were off."

"Y/n?" Vanya asked.

Shit y/n! I left her, i didn't mean to. I should've listened to her. God i hope she's alright...

I didn't want to answer Vanya's question yet.

"What's the date, the exact date?"

"Fourteenth, i think"

"Of what?"

"March."

Shit WHAT!!! The apocalypse is in eight days, "That doesn't leave much time?"

I had to solve this; i walked out of the kitchen, hearing Luther shouting behind me.

Y/n POV

"So, y/n, you're still going to be an assassin here, even if you do look like you've just come out of kindergarten." The Handler said.

"I'm in a thirteen year old body, that's not kindergarten."

"Yes, yes. These are you're new partners."

I looked up at them. The man was quite big and had a brown beard and wore the usual blue suit. The woman was quite skinny; she had dark skin and a short brown bob. The weird thing about them was that they both had big masks held under their shoulders. The guy had a blue bear and the lady had a pink dog.

"These are Hazel and Cha Cha, our second best duo. You and Five were the best, but he's gone, so you guys will just be The best trio. Yay!"

I look at the Handler, "Why can't i just be a lone assassin again?"

"We don't trust you anymore honey, not after the stunt your boyfriend pulled, oh no. Think of Hazel and Cha Cha as your inferior babysitters." The Handler said.

"Inferior?" The woman said, i think she was Cha Cha.

"Well, of course, y/n is a lot better than you two combined. But you'll be even better together." Then the Handler just strutted away, "Oh you're first mission will be given to you shortly!" She shouted, not even looking back.

I looked back at Hazel and Cha Cha. Cha Cha was glaring at me.

"So... I'm y/n. I don't want any funny business from you guys. You aren't the bosses of me; I'm basically your boss."

"Listen kid-"

"I'm not a kid, bear boy. I'm fifty-eight."

"Fine, y/n. Me, you and Cha Cha are the best assassins here, so we better get along so we can stay the best. Also, if i were you, I'd stay friends with us, or else-"

"Or else what, Bear Boy?" i spat.

"Or else, you'll have nobody to buy you alcohol, bunny bitch!"

"What did you just call me?"

Cha Cha threw me one of those masks she was holding; it was a purple bunny with a yellow nose and huge crescent eyes.

"I have to wear this?" i ask, shocked.

"Yes, now let's go see what our first mission is." Cha Cha said, clearly fed up of me already.

We got to the mission room, and our mission was already waiting for us. Cha Cha picked it up and got the piece of paper from inside the flask. She read it and flinched.

"What?" i asked.

She handed me the piece of paper. I read it and then dropped it to the floor.

Terminate Number Five

Yay update!!! But nooo... Cliffhanger.

Lol I'm sorry for not updating in ages. But here's another chapter for you lovely lot. You are all amazing and I love you all lots!!! Yay.

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