Ooofalaskia is a bright land on the edge of EASTYEELIND it fills with pink ducks, and green cows. All the yees there toss purple hats into the sky just like their brethren. Once a fire OOTTOOKAITOO (oo-too-k-eye-too) burst through the ground of Ooofalaskia and all the oofing yees oofed and all the oofs caught the attention of the yee king OOGOOMAMA who oofed and immediately oofed his way down to Ooofalaskia. Everyone in EASTYEELIND was so shocked the sky oofed and holy yee called for green cows to rain on the land of Ooofalaskia. King OOGOOMAMA oofed to the green cows and they all zipped up to the sky. OOGOOMAMA oofed from the madness and the fire OOTOOKAITOO destroyed king OOGOOMAMA and since king OOGOOMAMA had no dinolits, holy yee put a green cow in place of a king who would rule EASTYEELIND for all coming years. THE END.
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The Legends Of Yee
HumorSix tales of holy YEE's protection over yeememaland and his fight for the life of the OOFDASHBEFTS family who rule over yeememaland and his great service to oh holy YEEEEEEE
