Egba was a minor Dinosaur who was an outcast due to his strange purple spikes. He never liked the Yee society. Egba oofed and oofed and oofed in loneliness. Eventually he was fed up with oofing so much and stole his neighbor's grass yard. In the morning his neighbor saw that he had no grass yard and yelled "OOF!" and then tossed his blue hat into the air. Then the national OOF PARADE was led down the streets, with Yees, minor Dinosaurs, and orange livestock alike. The parade oofed together and tossed their blue hats into the air. Egba ran from his house, screaming OOFS and stopped the parade. He was brought before the new Yeeking OOLOOFREESOOD and confessed everything he had done. OOLOOFREESOOD decided that it wasn't enough, and turned Egba into an orange monkey. THE END.
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The Legends Of Yee
UmorismoSix tales of holy YEE's protection over yeememaland and his fight for the life of the OOFDASHBEFTS family who rule over yeememaland and his great service to oh holy YEEEEEEE
