Detective (jikook)

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One week later
Jungkooks pov

All of us were stood outside waiting for some other officers, there had been a huge shooting in a store and we all had to be on the scene to direct civilians to the checkpoints. Even traffic has been shut down!

Jimin and taehyung were at the store with trying to get the killer out...and I have a slight problem.....and I need to tell someone

I look around and then smile a little when yoongi walks over "alright all traffic has been stopped and Hoseok and Jin are helping the civilians" I nod "I wish the officers here could Be a little more officiant!!...yeah Looking at you detective fuzzy paws!!" I glare at one of the police dogs

You may not know this...but I do not like dogs....I'm not allergic to them...I just...don't like them....and I have my reasons why...

Yoongi crosses his arms "is this jungkook hates dogs jungkook or jungkook really stressed jungkook" I glare at him "it's both Jungkooks....I'm under a lot of pressure because none of these other idiots I'm working with know how to be detectives! And also that dog is a piece of trash!"

Yoongi sighs "look if something else is going on you don't need to be mad at the dog...he's just sat there....being a dog" I cross my arms "first of all I'm not pretending! That dog SUCKS!... second of all...dont tell anyone....but....I did some research and I think I might be pregnant"

His eyes widen "oh damn" I gulp "I can't be pregnant...me and Jimin never even spoke about a family and I'm don't have anything ready! I have no support or-or ways I'm gonna tell jimin! And I have no idea how far along I am or anything! And stress is really bad for babies and I am SUPER stressed right now!"

He holds his hands up "kid...you might not be pregnant... Google isn't the best for diagnosing things" I cross my arms "I asked a midwife you dumb fuck! I'm not that thick to ask Google!! Why the fuck would I ask Google if I was preg-"

"Jeon! What's going on?!"
I gasp and then turn around to see namjoon walking to us.i gulp "heeeey hyung" he crosses his arms "you never talk like that, is everything okay?" I nod "yeah totally" I then dab and whisper "right yoongi?"

Yoongi looks at me and then gasps "uh... right... totally" he then dabs as well

Namjoon Huff's "why is everyone being all weird today!" We both look at him and stand normally, he Huffs "just get back to work and be normal!" I nod as he walks away "yes sir! Will do! Will be normal! Nothing to stress about here!" I then turn to yoongi and glare at the dog "hey fuzzy paws!! I pay you to work not lick your own ass!"

Yoongi nods "yeah I'm gonna get you a pregnancy test..." He walks away and I watch him walk away and pout "okay...I'm alone again...with that dumbass dog!" I huff....

The REASON I don't like dogs is because when I was younger one bit me! Since then I have never ever liked dogs...
however I do work with a few bitches...so I guess I'm okay with some of them

1h 30m later

The two officers I was talking to walk away and yoongi walks to me "alright! Good news, I found a small store in the containment zone and got a bunch of pregnancy tests" I tilt my head "a bunch?" He nods "it's basically a drug store jungkook can't be too cautious" I nod "I guess...good point"

We then look at the pregnancy tests
"This one expired 10 years ago"

"Open...EW! Its used!"

"Made of gummies?...what?...why?!"

"Weirdly vibrating"

"This one is for teenagers...wow...I'm not using that...that is not a pregnancy test..."

Yoongi looks through the bag and then picks up a box "this is....good!" He hands it too me, I nod "great..." He points at a small box "thats the toilet-" we both hide the boxes when namjoon walks over "hey jeon! Nice work at checkpoint one...why are you guys being all weird again?!"

I look at him "we're not being weird! What are you talking about" he crosses his arms "I know what's going on here" my eyes widen "you do?" He nods "yes! You're talking about me, I know because my cousin's do it all the time! And I bet if I have kids they'd do the same thing! Always make fun of appa! Huh?! Are you two making fun of  appa?!"

I look at him confused "you're not my Appa...but we weren't talking about you!"  He looks at us both "then what are you talking about then?", I look around "our favourite.......porn's" he looks at me shocked "what?" Yoongi nods "it's true, we have specific favourite porn's...and we're talking about them"

Namjoon steps back "legally I feel as though I need to back away...but I want it to be known that I still do not believe you! Get back to work!! And never have kids!! They'll make fun of you!!" He then walks away. I look down "well that just ruined everything..."

Yoongi looks at me "alright let's take this thing and get it over with" I sigh "I can't..." His eyes widen "what why?" I look down and blush "I have no pee inside me...I can't pee....what do I do?!" He sighs "drink water"

I nod "oh yeah....well I'm a dumb bitch aren't I" he sighs "I'm not gonna answer that" I roll my eyes and then grab a bottle of water and drink it all

15min later

I finish the 10th  bottle of water.yoongi groans "kid stop I hear the water splashing around inside you it's disgusting" I look at him "I know but I still can't pee....I'm too stressed" Yoongi sighs "well what helps you calm down?"

I shrug "kicking Something?" He looks around "hmmm that guy looks fun to kick! HEY! COME HERE!" A police officer walks over and I stand up "can I kick you?" His eyes widen "what?! Why me?" Yoongi glares at him "dude!the best detective in the station wants to kick you...let him kick you!",

He sighs "fine..." I smile and then stand up and kick him making him fall to the ground. I gasp "oh! Its working!", Yoongi nods "keep kicking him" I continue to kick him and namjoon runs over "whoa!! What's going on here! Stop!", I ignore him and gasp "yes!! It works! I finally have to pee!!",

Yoongi helps the officer up and hands him 20$ "thanks dude" the officer nods "uh hu...no problems" he walks off. Namjoon looks at me "all of this was because you needed a pee?" I nod "yes! Now excuse me! I need a pee!"

I grab the pregnancy test and hide it behind my back. Jimin and taehyung walk over "guys! We need to move in! The detectives need to get there quickly!" I scoff "it can fucking wait! I need a pee!" I run into the toilet and lock the door

If this comes back positive I'm going to scream

I can't be pregnant...no no no nope! I can't be!...